I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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