Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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