my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section