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(847): View more from Illinois

Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.

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(248): View more from Michigan

do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

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RUDE.

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I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

outsmarted mickey deeeees

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(216): View more from Ohio

Someone shit on the floor

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(860): View more from Connecticut

That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog

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(702): View more from Nevada

No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.

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(310): View more from California

ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

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