I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.