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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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