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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
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