You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
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Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more