shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker