You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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