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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.

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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.

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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.

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Marco

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Polo

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(559): View more from California

she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends

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Put some vodka in it

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Its 7am

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put some vodka in it

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens

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(912): View more from Georgia

We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us

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