i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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