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(705): View more from Ontario

The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"

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(253): View more from Washington

The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid

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(859): View more from Kentucky

did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring

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(862): View more from New Jersey

found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"

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(248): View more from Michigan

New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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