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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer

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I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti

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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?

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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.

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