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  • Submitted by grnltrn5 on Feb 7, 11 at 11:26am

    Referring to yourself in third person period is an instant turn off.

  • Submitted by queef on Feb 7, 11 at 1:04pm

    Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!!

  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 7, 11 at 6:59pm

    Stick with fourth-person indefinite. "Does one like that? Does one?" "Oh yeah, one really likes this. Oh, god, here one comes!"

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 8, 11 at 3:59am

    As if it wasn't bad enough, do this with socks on, and consider yourself permanently single. To infinity and beyond.

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    Submitted by kildo on Feb 7, 11 at 8:24pm

    I wonder what she said

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    Submitted by jimmyboy on Feb 7, 11 at 11:26am

    Um duh

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 7, 11 at 4:22pm

    or it will get you grudgefucked

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    Submitted by joe_says_so on Feb 8, 11 at 12:56am

    Well, I heard putting the blow up doll was an instant turn on... So you could make up for talking in third person.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 7, 11 at 5:54pm

    Unless you're the queen, but then everything she does is kinda saucy.

  • Submitted by toadman69_2000 on Feb 7, 11 at 3:11pm

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  • Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 7, 11 at 11:14am