Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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Referring to yourself in third person period is an instant turn off.
Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!!
Stick with fourth-person indefinite. "Does one like that? Does one?" "Oh yeah, one really likes this. Oh, god, here one comes!"
As if it wasn't bad enough, do this with socks on, and consider yourself permanently single. To infinity and beyond.
I wonder what she said
or it will get you grudgefucked
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Well, I heard putting the blow up doll was an instant turn on... So you could make up for talking in third person.
Unless you're the queen, but then everything she does is kinda saucy.