just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
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I wanna hang out with this wanna be wicked cast member
You make Findlay proud to be a part of the 419 :)
i seriously just snorted at this.
Were you singing? If so, I, my good friend, applaud you. *claps*
BEST ONE ON THIS SITE!
bahahahahaha this is simply amazing.
made me laugh HARD
lmao!! it's not about aptitude, it's the way your viewed..and you are fucking rad
totally just snorted at this as well...
this is the best one ever!!!
No good deed goes unPUNIIIIISSSHED!
I've heard shrooms will make you do stuff like that.
I hope to get this drunk some day.
i snorted at this and then again at the post about snorting at this....awesome :)
Yeah, this one was too much. Hilarious!
Aaahahhaha that's a good chuckle.
Never been proud to live in the 419 area code until I read this.
did this happen in sandusky?? aj????
you are officially my hero.
Shit. I just moved and have been having the worst week... and this just made my day. I haven't laughed soooo damn hard in who knows how long. You. Are. Great!
oh man, this is definitely my favorite lolol. I literally loled It sounds like something i would do while drunk lol.
this is my all-time favorite text!
this person is actually my best friend and i think it is fucking great that it is on this website. hah. i will have to tell her.
i live in napoleon and i party with her and she is the most amazing person eva
I have a funny feeling I went to high school with the person who wrote this. Definitely seems like something he'd do.
matt smith.. is that you?
you make me feel better about the level of drunkness i achieve.
Way to represent the 419! ;) I once got so drunk I grabbed a broom and thought I was flying... until I hit a tree full force. Good times...
Omfg! Defy gravity! Hahah rofl! Looove u
... mad respect.
oh my god this is hilarious
thats fucking hysterical.
this is one of the funniest things Ive ever read
i live in the 419 area woo hoo ... small town Norwalk :) funny stuff
oohhhh me too XD
Keep it classy Carmen Sandiego
Seriously need warnings not to take a drink when I am about to read something this funny here! Now were is my sham-wow... I need to clean off the screen!!!
hahahahah this made my day.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! holy shit that is hilarious!
BRAAIINNNS! i heart this one
Absolutely hilarious. Can I join you the next time you drink/take drugs?
thats the best thing ive heard my whole life... i'm old.
419 isn't just Toledo...it's damn near all of Northwest Ohio
best thing ive ever heard. hahaah
This happened in Napoleon?!
I am now so happy to live here!
Oh, I love this little town now. <3
This is simply amazing
Defying Gravity popped into my head as soon as I read this...bloody awesome!
proud to b in the 419....crazy nights n napoleon always end with someone at the party doing sumtn dumb like that.
Dancing through lifeeeee <3
I'm pretty sure that was our broom. We had a party and someone stole our broom and dustpan. Someone said it was a wizard who insisted on sweeping the street.
hahah oh noes...i definitely sent this to my friend. i'm glad that my embarrassing night made you all laugh :]
-rue from mt. gilead
Every time I re-read this I keep on laughing, that's how good this is.
I just hope for your sake you didn't try to defy gravity...
Wicked is the best show ever! Win!
oh my goddd. This made me laugh SO hard
haha i snorted as well.
Many areas in Ohio are served by 419, many of which are nowhere near Toledo