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  • 65 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:46pm

    I wanna hang out with this wanna be wicked cast member

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:54pm

    i seriously just snorted at this.

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:20pm

    Omfg! Defy gravity! Hahah rofl! Looove u

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:39pm

    BEST ONE ON THIS SITE!

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:39pm

    You make Findlay proud to be a part of the 419 :)

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:52pm

    lmao!! it's not about aptitude, it's the way your viewed..and you are fucking rad

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:02pm

    totally just snorted at this as well...

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:48am

    i live in the 419 area woo hoo ... small town Norwalk :) funny stuff

    • 67 85
      Submitted by hahaha890 on Mar 21, 10 at 1:22pm

      oohhhh me too XD

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:25am

    this is the best one ever!!!

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Apr 4, 10 at 10:40pm

    Were you singing? If so, I, my good friend, applaud you. *claps*

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:14pm

    I'm pretty sure that was our broom. We had a party and someone stole our broom and dustpan. Someone said it was a wizard who insisted on sweeping the street.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:20am

    this is my all-time favorite text! THANK-YOU!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:35am

    oh man, this is definitely my favorite lolol. I literally loled It sounds like something i would do while drunk lol.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:09pm

    i snorted at this and then again at the post about snorting at this....awesome :)

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:53pm

    this person is actually my best friend and i think it is fucking great that it is on this website. hah. i will have to tell her.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:38pm

    you are officially my hero.

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:39pm

    Absolutely stellar!!!

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:37pm

    www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_code_419

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:21pm

    thats the best thing ive heard my whole life... i'm old.

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:51pm

    bahahahahaha this is simply amazing. made me laugh HARD

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:19pm

    I've heard shrooms will make you do stuff like that.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:55am

    Glorious. I hope to get this drunk some day.

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:44am

    Absolutely hilarious. Can I join you the next time you drink/take drugs?

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:31pm

    did this happen in sandusky?? aj????

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:30pm

    This happened in Napoleon?! I am now so happy to live here! Oh, I love this little town now. <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:58pm

    hahah oh noes...i definitely sent this to my friend. i'm glad that my embarrassing night made you all laugh :] -rue from mt. gilead

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:00am

    Yeah, this one was too much. Hilarious!

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:06pm

    This is simply amazing

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:51pm

    thats fucking hysterical.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:34pm

    419 isn't just Toledo...it's damn near all of Northwest Ohio

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:11pm

    Aaahahhaha that's a good chuckle.

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:25pm

    matt smith.. is that you?

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:19pm

    oh my god this is hilarious

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:19am

    Keep it classy Carmen Sandiego

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:03pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! holy shit that is hilarious!

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:33pm

    hahahahah this made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:51am

    Dancing through lifeeeee <3

  • 22 35
    Submitted by 36maffia on Aug 1, 12 at 3:55pm

    ... mad respect.

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:21pm

    Shit. I just moved and have been having the worst week... and this just made my day. I haven't laughed soooo damn hard in who knows how long. You. Are. Great!

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 9:49am

    AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA priceless.......

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:29pm

    absolutely hilraious!

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:43am

    you make me feel better about the level of drunkness i achieve.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:49pm

    i live in napoleon and i party with her and she is the most amazing person eva

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:47pm

    this is one of the funniest things Ive ever read

  • 27 51
    Submitted by kateyb618 on Jun 10, 11 at 6:05pm

    Wicked is the best show ever! Win!

  • 48 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:48pm

    proud to b in the 419....crazy nights n napoleon always end with someone at the party doing sumtn dumb like that.

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:36am

    No good deed goes unPUNIIIIISSSHED!

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:16pm

    BRAAIINNNS! i heart this one

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:12pm

    I have a funny feeling I went to high school with the person who wrote this. Definitely seems like something he'd do.

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:21pm

    Never been proud to live in the 419 area code until I read this.

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:41am

    Defying Gravity popped into my head as soon as I read this...bloody awesome!

  • 39 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:28am

    best thing ive ever heard. hahaah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:47am

    haha i snorted as well.

  • 37 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:48am

    Seriously need warnings not to take a drink when I am about to read something this funny here! Now were is my sham-wow... I need to clean off the screen!!!

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:38pm

    Way to represent the 419! ;) I once got so drunk I grabbed a broom and thought I was flying... until I hit a tree full force. Good times...

  • 23 63
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Jun 18, 11 at 11:46am

    new hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:45am

    oh my goddd. This made me laugh SO hard

  • 27 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:44pm

    Every time I re-read this I keep on laughing, that's how good this is. I just hope for your sake you didn't try to defy gravity...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:05pm

    Many areas in Ohio are served by 419, many of which are nowhere near Toledo