just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
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I wanna hang out with this wanna be wicked cast member
You make Findlay proud to be a part of the 419 :)
i seriously just snorted at this.
Were you singing? If so, I, my good friend, applaud you. *claps*
totally just snorted at this as well...
BEST ONE ON THIS SITE!
bahahahahaha this is simply amazing.
made me laugh HARD
this is the best one ever!!!
lmao!! it's not about aptitude, it's the way your viewed..and you are fucking rad
No good deed goes unPUNIIIIISSSHED!
Yeah, this one was too much. Hilarious!
i snorted at this and then again at the post about snorting at this....awesome :)
I've heard shrooms will make you do stuff like that.
I hope to get this drunk some day.
Aaahahhaha that's a good chuckle.
Never been proud to live in the 419 area code until I read this.
you are officially my hero.
did this happen in sandusky?? aj????
oh man, this is definitely my favorite lolol. I literally loled It sounds like something i would do while drunk lol.
Shit. I just moved and have been having the worst week... and this just made my day. I haven't laughed soooo damn hard in who knows how long. You. Are. Great!
this is my all-time favorite text!
this person is actually my best friend and i think it is fucking great that it is on this website. hah. i will have to tell her.
i live in napoleon and i party with her and she is the most amazing person eva
this is one of the funniest things Ive ever read
matt smith.. is that you?
I have a funny feeling I went to high school with the person who wrote this. Definitely seems like something he'd do.
you make me feel better about the level of drunkness i achieve.
Way to represent the 419! ;) I once got so drunk I grabbed a broom and thought I was flying... until I hit a tree full force. Good times...
... mad respect.
Omfg! Defy gravity! Hahah rofl! Looove u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! holy shit that is hilarious!
Seriously need warnings not to take a drink when I am about to read something this funny here! Now were is my sham-wow... I need to clean off the screen!!!
thats fucking hysterical.
oh my god this is hilarious
i live in the 419 area woo hoo ... small town Norwalk :) funny stuff
oohhhh me too XD
hahahahah this made my day.
Keep it classy Carmen Sandiego
Dancing through lifeeeee <3
best thing ive ever heard. hahaah
Defying Gravity popped into my head as soon as I read this...bloody awesome!
BRAAIINNNS! i heart this one
This is simply amazing
thats the best thing ive heard my whole life... i'm old.
419 isn't just Toledo...it's damn near all of Northwest Ohio
This happened in Napoleon?!
I am now so happy to live here!
Oh, I love this little town now. <3
proud to b in the 419....crazy nights n napoleon always end with someone at the party doing sumtn dumb like that.
Absolutely hilarious. Can I join you the next time you drink/take drugs?
I'm pretty sure that was our broom. We had a party and someone stole our broom and dustpan. Someone said it was a wizard who insisted on sweeping the street.
Every time I re-read this I keep on laughing, that's how good this is.
I just hope for your sake you didn't try to defy gravity...
hahah oh noes...i definitely sent this to my friend. i'm glad that my embarrassing night made you all laugh :]
-rue from mt. gilead
Wicked is the best show ever! Win!
haha i snorted as well.
oh my goddd. This made me laugh SO hard
Many areas in Ohio are served by 419, many of which are nowhere near Toledo