just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
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I wanna hang out with this wanna be wicked cast member
You make Findlay proud to be a part of the 419 :)
Were you singing? If so, I, my good friend, applaud you. *claps*
BEST ONE ON THIS SITE!
i seriously just snorted at this.
lmao!! it's not about aptitude, it's the way your viewed..and you are fucking rad
totally just snorted at this as well...
this is the best one ever!!!
bahahahahaha this is simply amazing.
made me laugh HARD
Yeah, this one was too much. Hilarious!
I hope to get this drunk some day.
Aaahahhaha that's a good chuckle.
I've heard shrooms will make you do stuff like that.
you are officially my hero.
this person is actually my best friend and i think it is fucking great that it is on this website. hah. i will have to tell her.
oh man, this is definitely my favorite lolol. I literally loled It sounds like something i would do while drunk lol.
Shit. I just moved and have been having the worst week... and this just made my day. I haven't laughed soooo damn hard in who knows how long. You. Are. Great!
i snorted at this and then again at the post about snorting at this....awesome :)
Never been proud to live in the 419 area code until I read this.
matt smith.. is that you?
... mad respect.
did this happen in sandusky?? aj????
i live in napoleon and i party with her and she is the most amazing person eva
I have a funny feeling I went to high school with the person who wrote this. Definitely seems like something he'd do.
No good deed goes unPUNIIIIISSSHED!
this is my all-time favorite text!
i live in the 419 area woo hoo ... small town Norwalk :) funny stuff
oohhhh me too XD
Omfg! Defy gravity! Hahah rofl! Looove u
Keep it classy Carmen Sandiego
oh my god this is hilarious
you make me feel better about the level of drunkness i achieve.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! holy shit that is hilarious!
I'm pretty sure that was our broom. We had a party and someone stole our broom and dustpan. Someone said it was a wizard who insisted on sweeping the street.
Seriously need warnings not to take a drink when I am about to read something this funny here! Now were is my sham-wow... I need to clean off the screen!!!
Way to represent the 419! ;) I once got so drunk I grabbed a broom and thought I was flying... until I hit a tree full force. Good times...
Absolutely hilarious. Can I join you the next time you drink/take drugs?
thats fucking hysterical.
419 isn't just Toledo...it's damn near all of Northwest Ohio
This is simply amazing
thats the best thing ive heard my whole life... i'm old.
this is one of the funniest things Ive ever read
hahahahah this made my day.
BRAAIINNNS! i heart this one
This happened in Napoleon?!
I am now so happy to live here!
Oh, I love this little town now. <3
hahah oh noes...i definitely sent this to my friend. i'm glad that my embarrassing night made you all laugh :]
-rue from mt. gilead
Dancing through lifeeeee <3
proud to b in the 419....crazy nights n napoleon always end with someone at the party doing sumtn dumb like that.
best thing ive ever heard. hahaah
Wicked is the best show ever! Win!
Defying Gravity popped into my head as soon as I read this...bloody awesome!
Every time I re-read this I keep on laughing, that's how good this is.
I just hope for your sake you didn't try to defy gravity...
oh my goddd. This made me laugh SO hard
haha i snorted as well.
Many areas in Ohio are served by 419, many of which are nowhere near Toledo