I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is sad not funny
I'm calling fake on this one.
agree with u on this one, its way too dickish
4:32, I'm assuming he spread his dead wife's ashes... And this text was to his kid. Pretty messed up!
Ahhhhhh ok now it makes sense...
WOW thats a real dick move.
holy fucking christ.
that is awful.
Because HE killed his wife.
he killed his wife because he had that girlfriend dun dun dun
This is so dumb my face is funnier
This shit is fake and both the person who submitted it and the guys who approved it are both assholes. I just lost my dad and I'm spreading his ashes this summer. There's nothing funny about any of this bullshit.
okay last try, *FUCKED up..stupid autocorrect
Charles Rutherford want u to snort her ashes!
Great sex?! I think not!!
uh...this is not funny. i'm pretty sure if this actually happened, neither party would care to post it on tfln.
Funny, not sad. Gtfo the internets, moralfags
@ 4:06 am, great point! I never even really thought about that. I just assumed they were all supposed to be funny
That's fucked up... sounds like something either one of my step-parents would do. Even if it is fake, it's clever.
damn creative but probly fake. and if its not id never be on speaking terms with my dad again
Dude your dad is an epic failure
We don't post fake texts in farmville. Only real ones. People don't die here either.
-farmer from farmville
i doubt either of the people in this text found it funny enough to post on tfln...
i submit shit funnier than this that doesnt get posted, i question the coolness of the approvers...seriously...because this isnt funny and is clearly FAKE
A tadorbin I would say!!
You're daddy's a dick.
This isn't fucking funny.douchbag
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Both work for this shit.
i think this is awsome just the fact that he put your mom like thats so cold your mom meant nothing to me
Yeah, the father NOR the kid would think this was funny and post this.
I don't see how this is funny at ALL
If this is real I have lost some faith in humanity
Shopped. I can tell from the pixels.
Hmmm... Hamlet much? LOL
they could have been divorced.
Thank you 4:37 that needed to be said
7:48 why the fuck would he spread his ex girlfriends moms ashes?? Retard
WTF??! How do idiotic, obviously fake texts get through?? Time for some new admins I believe...
Here's how you KNOW it's fake: MORE THAN 140 characters!!!!!!!!!!!
what idiot would put that up? not only is it not funny but its fake as fuck what person in their right mind would have a reaction like that then run to post it on this website? uhm no. if these texts get looked at before being posted idk how in hell THIS passed
Oh ok right it's funny because... She died..
Next text from daughter to father would be: "You're dead to me"
Oh that guys a piece of shit!!
5:22--Somebody losing a parent is entertainment?
I'll spread your ashes till next Fat Tuesday.
Thts FUNNY SHIT
5:22PM, true, but it's not funny, it's just weird and messed up
how does fake shit get posted but my texts neveerrrr poooosssttt
Haha nice one
That's not even fuckin funny.
I have real ones they never putt up
yeah, this is definitely fake..
Uhhh story of Hamlet, much?
Why is this funny.. Stop posting fake shit people
9:05- We did boycott. It was yesterday. :(
fucking fake. you have clothes like a fucking dickhead
most awful text ever
jesus. if ur gonna make a fake text, why the fuck would u say this. go find a fucking heart.
Sounds like a murder took place.
Too sick to be funny.
All the people who think they're smart for calling these fake are dumbasses. The point is humor, it doesn't matter if it's fake.
So fake. I can't believe the mods let this shit through.
I never care if a text is fake or not, but this is too fake to even be amusing. Fuck TFLN posting stupid fake shit, and not our really happened drunk n stupors. I agree we all boycott one day.
Hmmm... I want to post more stupid shit, to see if something happens.
To bad I porked the GF first biatches
whoever thinks this is real, is a herb and needs to go back to school to learn how to smell bullshit.... Yeah, they teach that in school now
Out of respect, I sprinkled some of her dust over a bowl of herb and smoked her ashes.
This is..horrible.\nThis is just...sad.
FAKE. haha fuck u 2:27
What the fuck, that's almost unheard of, but then it made me think of Hamlet. If this is real, which i doubt it is, pops is a sick fuck
Man, thats harsh dude, why?
Everyone should stop voting on it! Fuck tfln
Don't get me wrong, I normally think people who say "fake" are douche bags, but yeah, fake, really tfln?
This is awful if it's real. What a douche
Well I think it's fuvking HILARIOUS!
He fucked her too hard
way to be a douche, dad!
Did my dad send this text. I'm pretty sure this happened to me.
you're from oakland beat this @55
The 45 people who gave this a thumbs up are fucked up!
That's not funny just sad and I pray, fake...
Who the fuck said tfln were always funny?
Stupid and fake why do they put this shit on here
so horrible. and why would the girlfriend think this is funny I feel horrible if I was her. this is so wrong.
@4:32 - Uh, I think the idea is that he's the dad. Or, stepdad, or whatever. Hence the anger over the girlfriend thing?
I have a messed up sense of humour, but this is beyond fucked up. This is seriously disturbing and both the person that sent it and the mod that approved this blatant bs are tools that deserve to lose their parents.
I can only hope this is fake
Why hasn't anyone else realized that this is basically the first few acts of Hamlet?
maybe the new girlfriend found it funny and posted it? duh?
Yeah I hope this is fake cause otherwise thia is tottally fucked up smh not cool at all and definitley not funny
It's not funny because it's fake
I get it
I read the first three letters of this text and thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of "I just spread your mom's legs..."
For once TFLN isn't so predictable. But this still isn't very funny. Rather cruel.
If this actually happened, I doubt that TFLN would be a seriously considered stop.
I think the dumbass who posted this is a fucked up piece of shit.
But that's not humorous either
Shit, the best way to get over one is to get under one.
I have to call bull shit cus this one is so obviously fake it can't even be construed as funny
YOU TRADED MY ASHES FOR A BEER???
It's not clever. It's not funny. It has no reason for being on this site. The moderators of this site are probably huge nerds, because the majority of what they think is funny enough to pass, is simply not
My girlfriend was jerking me off and I came in my mouth by accident las tnight - it was traumatizing
Holy shit is that the dad texting his son?! What an ass! And he already has a girlfriend too!
This is fucked up on so many levls
Wow, worst effing dad ever. I'd kill him
I'm sick of all this fake shit.
I hope the personeho approved this an the person who submitted his both get prison raped and rot in the depths of he'll. this better be fuckin fake bc this is NOT funny god dammit. who the mother fuck would joke about this shit? I would murder my dad and his new flight slut if this happened to me. assfucks.
Wait this might actually be true. Seriously. This shit happened to a friend of mine with a 510 number
Fake and not funny. Fuck this shit.
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
hey mods. see all this shit ur getting? maybe u should just take this text off the site. cuase it's fake and fucked up
What did the kid expect his/her father to do, fuck the dead Mom's ashes? A man has needs and props to the Dad for not wasting anytime.
Maybe the girlfriend posted this because she's an evil bitch.
Someone deserves a junk punch!
Wait were u dating his mom
In Soviet Russia dead wife spreads you!
That's not funny. I'd beat the shit out of the guy who did that to me. I would have wanted to be there to spread her ashes. What a dick
The fonz doesn't approve of this, eyyyyyy.
Why don't you sit on it.
That is some funny shit
I so hope this is fake
gee! I hate auto correct! FLITHY LIARS anywayssss
10:48, I have a black jack phone and I can go on and on and on in the same text, there is literally no limit. If the recipient does not have a black jack, it may break it up into smaller texts. But still, I agree it's probably fake
even if it's not fake this isn't funny
Get a darker sense of humor you guys. Death is funny!
so he spread someone else's mother's ashes? yeah fucking right.
7:37 that's ducked up. It's called mourning a loss dumbass, normal people do it.
95% of the texts on this site are probably fake and it's impossible to verify... So who cares if it's funny!!
This actually happened to a friend of mine 3 years ago. Stepdad was milking his mom who was dying of cancer for money and brought his new gf to the wake!!
The dumbest fakest shit Ever
Hope it's fake. If not well, death has traumatic effects on people causes questionable lapses in judgement. But still, damn
WHO CARES IF ITS REAL OR NOT...
In soviet Russia. Ashes spread you!
stfu people. I'm sure most of these are fake, who cares? it's entertainment so if you don't like it go read something else.