I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is sad not funny
I'm calling fake on this one.
agree with u on this one, its way too dickish
4:32, I'm assuming he spread his dead wife's ashes... And this text was to his kid. Pretty messed up!
Ahhhhhh ok now it makes sense...
WOW thats a real dick move.
holy fucking christ.
that is awful.
Because HE killed his wife.
he killed his wife because he had that girlfriend dun dun dun
This shit is fake and both the person who submitted it and the guys who approved it are both assholes. I just lost my dad and I'm spreading his ashes this summer. There's nothing funny about any of this bullshit.
This is so dumb my face is funnier
okay last try, *FUCKED up..stupid autocorrect
uh...this is not funny. i'm pretty sure if this actually happened, neither party would care to post it on tfln.
Great sex?! I think not!!
Charles Rutherford want u to snort her ashes!
Funny, not sad. Gtfo the internets, moralfags
@ 4:06 am, great point! I never even really thought about that. I just assumed they were all supposed to be funny
That's fucked up... sounds like something either one of my step-parents would do. Even if it is fake, it's clever.
Dude your dad is an epic failure
We don't post fake texts in farmville. Only real ones. People don't die here either.
-farmer from farmville
damn creative but probly fake. and if its not id never be on speaking terms with my dad again
i doubt either of the people in this text found it funny enough to post on tfln...
i submit shit funnier than this that doesnt get posted, i question the coolness of the approvers...seriously...because this isnt funny and is clearly FAKE
A tadorbin I would say!!
This isn't fucking funny.douchbag
You're daddy's a dick.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Both work for this shit.
i think this is awsome just the fact that he put your mom like thats so cold your mom meant nothing to me
Yeah, the father NOR the kid would think this was funny and post this.
Shopped. I can tell from the pixels.
That's not even fuckin funny.
WTF??! How do idiotic, obviously fake texts get through?? Time for some new admins I believe...
If this is real I have lost some faith in humanity
Thank you 4:37 that needed to be said
Thts FUNNY SHIT
they could have been divorced.
Hmmm... Hamlet much? LOL
I'll spread your ashes till next Fat Tuesday.
I don't see how this is funny at ALL
5:22--Somebody losing a parent is entertainment?
Next text from daughter to father would be: "You're dead to me"
I have real ones they never putt up
what idiot would put that up? not only is it not funny but its fake as fuck what person in their right mind would have a reaction like that then run to post it on this website? uhm no. if these texts get looked at before being posted idk how in hell THIS passed
5:22PM, true, but it's not funny, it's just weird and messed up
yeah, this is definitely fake..
Oh ok right it's funny because... She died..
Here's how you KNOW it's fake: MORE THAN 140 characters!!!!!!!!!!!
7:48 why the fuck would he spread his ex girlfriends moms ashes?? Retard
Why is this funny.. Stop posting fake shit people
Oh that guys a piece of shit!!
Haha nice one
how does fake shit get posted but my texts neveerrrr poooosssttt
Uhhh story of Hamlet, much?
All the people who think they're smart for calling these fake are dumbasses. The point is humor, it doesn't matter if it's fake.
jesus. if ur gonna make a fake text, why the fuck would u say this. go find a fucking heart.
fucking fake. you have clothes like a fucking dickhead
Sounds like a murder took place.
Too sick to be funny.
9:05- We did boycott. It was yesterday. :(
most awful text ever
So fake. I can't believe the mods let this shit through.
I never care if a text is fake or not, but this is too fake to even be amusing. Fuck TFLN posting stupid fake shit, and not our really happened drunk n stupors. I agree we all boycott one day.
Hmmm... I want to post more stupid shit, to see if something happens.
To bad I porked the GF first biatches
Out of respect, I sprinkled some of her dust over a bowl of herb and smoked her ashes.
whoever thinks this is real, is a herb and needs to go back to school to learn how to smell bullshit.... Yeah, they teach that in school now
What the fuck, that's almost unheard of, but then it made me think of Hamlet. If this is real, which i doubt it is, pops is a sick fuck
This is..horrible.\nThis is just...sad.
Everyone should stop voting on it! Fuck tfln
FAKE. haha fuck u 2:27
Man, thats harsh dude, why?
Don't get me wrong, I normally think people who say "fake" are douche bags, but yeah, fake, really tfln?
This is awful if it's real. What a douche
Who the fuck said tfln were always funny?
Well I think it's fuvking HILARIOUS!
He fucked her too hard
Stupid and fake why do they put this shit on here
you're from oakland beat this @55
The 45 people who gave this a thumbs up are fucked up!
I think the dumbass who posted this is a fucked up piece of shit.
@4:32 - Uh, I think the idea is that he's the dad. Or, stepdad, or whatever. Hence the anger over the girlfriend thing?
way to be a douche, dad!
Did my dad send this text. I'm pretty sure this happened to me.
Why hasn't anyone else realized that this is basically the first few acts of Hamlet?
That's not funny just sad and I pray, fake...
It's not funny because it's fake
I get it
so horrible. and why would the girlfriend think this is funny I feel horrible if I was her. this is so wrong.
I can only hope this is fake
I have a messed up sense of humour, but this is beyond fucked up. This is seriously disturbing and both the person that sent it and the mod that approved this blatant bs are tools that deserve to lose their parents.
maybe the new girlfriend found it funny and posted it? duh?
Yeah I hope this is fake cause otherwise thia is tottally fucked up smh not cool at all and definitley not funny
I read the first three letters of this text and thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of "I just spread your mom's legs..."
For once TFLN isn't so predictable. But this still isn't very funny. Rather cruel.
Shit, the best way to get over one is to get under one.
But that's not humorous either
If this actually happened, I doubt that TFLN would be a seriously considered stop.
I have to call bull shit cus this one is so obviously fake it can't even be construed as funny
My girlfriend was jerking me off and I came in my mouth by accident las tnight - it was traumatizing
YOU TRADED MY ASHES FOR A BEER???
Wow, worst effing dad ever. I'd kill him
I'm sick of all this fake shit.
I hope the personeho approved this an the person who submitted his both get prison raped and rot in the depths of he'll. this better be fuckin fake bc this is NOT funny god dammit. who the mother fuck would joke about this shit? I would murder my dad and his new flight slut if this happened to me. assfucks.
Holy shit is that the dad texting his son?! What an ass! And he already has a girlfriend too!
It's not clever. It's not funny. It has no reason for being on this site. The moderators of this site are probably huge nerds, because the majority of what they think is funny enough to pass, is simply not
This is fucked up on so many levls
Wait this might actually be true. Seriously. This shit happened to a friend of mine with a 510 number
Fake and not funny. Fuck this shit.
Someone deserves a junk punch!
hey mods. see all this shit ur getting? maybe u should just take this text off the site. cuase it's fake and fucked up
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
What did the kid expect his/her father to do, fuck the dead Mom's ashes? A man has needs and props to the Dad for not wasting anytime.
Maybe the girlfriend posted this because she's an evil bitch.
Wait were u dating his mom
That's not funny. I'd beat the shit out of the guy who did that to me. I would have wanted to be there to spread her ashes. What a dick
In Soviet Russia dead wife spreads you!
even if it's not fake this isn't funny
The fonz doesn't approve of this, eyyyyyy.
Why don't you sit on it.
gee! I hate auto correct! FLITHY LIARS anywayssss
That is some funny shit
I so hope this is fake
95% of the texts on this site are probably fake and it's impossible to verify... So who cares if it's funny!!
10:48, I have a black jack phone and I can go on and on and on in the same text, there is literally no limit. If the recipient does not have a black jack, it may break it up into smaller texts. But still, I agree it's probably fake
This actually happened to a friend of mine 3 years ago. Stepdad was milking his mom who was dying of cancer for money and brought his new gf to the wake!!
Get a darker sense of humor you guys. Death is funny!
so he spread someone else's mother's ashes? yeah fucking right.
7:37 that's ducked up. It's called mourning a loss dumbass, normal people do it.
The dumbest fakest shit Ever
WHO CARES IF ITS REAL OR NOT...
Hope it's fake. If not well, death has traumatic effects on people causes questionable lapses in judgement. But still, damn
In soviet Russia. Ashes spread you!
stfu people. I'm sure most of these are fake, who cares? it's entertainment so if you don't like it go read something else.