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  • This is sad not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I'm calling fake on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:37pm
  • 4:32, I'm assuming he spread his dead wife's ashes... And this text was to his kid. Pretty messed up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:34pm
  • WOW thats a real dick move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:33pm
  • holy fucking christ. that is awful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Because HE killed his wife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:42pm
  • he killed his wife because he had that girlfriend dun dun dun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:42pm
  • This is so dumb my face is funnier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:48pm
  • okay last try, *FUCKED up..stupid autocorrect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:49pm
  • This shit is fake and both the person who submitted it and the guys who approved it are both assholes. I just lost my dad and I'm spreading his ashes this summer. There's nothing funny about any of this bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:00pm
  • uh...this is not funny. i'm pretty sure if this actually happened, neither party would care to post it on tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:43pm
  • @ 4:06 am, great point! I never even really thought about that. I just assumed they were all supposed to be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:03am
  • Charles Rutherford want u to snort her ashes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Funny, not sad. Gtfo the internets, moralfags

    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:14pm
  • damn creative but probly fake. and if its not id never be on speaking terms with my dad again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:02am
  • ...ouch

    Submitted by gh2gh2 on Nov 24, 10 at 12:08am
  • Dude your dad is an epic failure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:09pm
  • I don't see how this is funny at ALL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:35am
  • i submit shit funnier than this that doesnt get posted, i question the coolness of the approvers...seriously...because this isnt funny and is clearly FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:47pm
  • i doubt either of the people in this text found it funny enough to post on tfln...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:52pm
  • This isn't fucking funny.douchbag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:04pm
  • 7:48 why the fuck would he spread his ex girlfriends moms ashes?? Retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Yeah, the father NOR the kid would think this was funny and post this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:44pm
  • they could have been divorced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:42am
  • We don't post fake texts in farmville. Only real ones. People don't die here either. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:20pm
  • That's fucked up... sounds like something either one of my step-parents would do. Even if it is fake, it's clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:32am
  • You're daddy's a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:43pm
  • A tadorbin I would say!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:53am
  • If this is real I have lost some faith in humanity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Oh that guys a piece of shit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Next text from daughter to father would be: "You're dead to me"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:08pm
  • i think this is awsome just the fact that he put your mom like thats so cold your mom meant nothing to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:37pm
  • WTF??! How do idiotic, obviously fake texts get through?? Time for some new admins I believe...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Your fucked.

    Submitted by newfieldsnight on Jun 15, 11 at 10:19pm
  • Thank you 4:37 that needed to be said

    Submitted by sactastic on May 7, 10 at 11:09am
  • Thts FUNNY SHIT

    Submitted by phelpzy on Apr 5, 10 at 10:07am
  • Here's how you KNOW it's fake: MORE THAN 140 characters!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Hmmm... Hamlet much? LOL

    Submitted by majorhottie69 on Dec 3, 10 at 8:22am
  • what idiot would put that up? not only is it not funny but its fake as fuck what person in their right mind would have a reaction like that then run to post it on this website? uhm no. if these texts get looked at before being posted idk how in hell THIS passed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Uhhh story of Hamlet, much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:13am
  • Haha nice one

    Submitted by villy94 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:51pm
  • 5:22PM, true, but it's not funny, it's just weird and messed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:00am
  • I'll spread your ashes till next Fat Tuesday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:07pm
  • how does fake shit get posted but my texts neveerrrr poooosssttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Out of respect, I sprinkled some of her dust over a bowl of herb and smoked her ashes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Too sick to be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:21pm
  • fucking fake. you have clothes like a fucking dickhead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Great sex?! I think not!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:33pm
  • yeah, this is definitely fake..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:14am
  • whoever thinks this is real, is a herb and needs to go back to school to learn how to smell bullshit.... Yeah, they teach that in school now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:31pm
  • jesus. if ur gonna make a fake text, why the fuck would u say this. go find a fucking heart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:22pm
  • 5:22--Somebody losing a parent is entertainment?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:02pm
  • I have real ones they never putt up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:09am
  • Everyone should stop voting on it! Fuck tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Sounds like a murder took place.

    Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 3:22pm
  • I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Both work for this shit.

    Submitted by Dylan23 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:59am
  • To bad I porked the GF first biatches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:01pm
  • This is..horrible.\nThis is just...sad.

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:37am
  • All the people who think they're smart for calling these fake are dumbasses. The point is humor, it doesn't matter if it's fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 9:05- We did boycott. It was yesterday. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:52am
  • Why is this funny.. Stop posting fake shit people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Shopped. I can tell from the pixels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:27am
  • What the fuck, that's almost unheard of, but then it made me think of Hamlet. If this is real, which i doubt it is, pops is a sick fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:51pm
  • That's not even fuckin funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Oh ok right it's funny because... She died..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Don't get me wrong, I normally think people who say "fake" are douche bags, but yeah, fake, really tfln?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:35pm
  • I never care if a text is fake or not, but this is too fake to even be amusing. Fuck TFLN posting stupid fake shit, and not our really happened drunk n stupors. I agree we all boycott one day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:05am
  • Hmmm... I want to post more stupid shit, to see if something happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:38am
  • Man, thats harsh dude, why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:43pm
  • so horrible. and why would the girlfriend think this is funny I feel horrible if I was her. this is so wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:32pm
  • way to be a douche, dad!

    Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 20, 11 at 8:04pm
  • Did my dad send this text. I'm pretty sure this happened to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Shit, the best way to get over one is to get under one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:24pm
  • @4:32 - Uh, I think the idea is that he's the dad. Or, stepdad, or whatever. Hence the anger over the girlfriend thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:36pm
  • This is awful if it's real. What a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:59pm
  • That's not funny just sad and I pray, fake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:27pm
  • you're from oakland beat this @55

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:53am
  • Who the fuck said tfln were always funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:06am
  • most awful text ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:03am
  • He fucked her too hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:56pm
  • fake

    Submitted by MizzRhi84 on May 12, 11 at 8:10pm
  • So fake. I can't believe the mods let this shit through.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Well I think it's fuvking HILARIOUS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:59pm
  • I read the first three letters of this text and thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of "I just spread your mom's legs..." For once TFLN isn't so predictable. But this still isn't very funny. Rather cruel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:39pm
  • FAKE. haha fuck u 2:27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:19am
  • Why hasn't anyone else realized that this is basically the first few acts of Hamlet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:39pm
  • I have a messed up sense of humour, but this is beyond fucked up. This is seriously disturbing and both the person that sent it and the mod that approved this blatant bs are tools that deserve to lose their parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Yeah I hope this is fake cause otherwise thia is tottally fucked up smh not cool at all and definitley not funny

    Submitted by BermudaGirl on Aug 5, 10 at 8:25pm
  • But that's not humorous either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:29pm
  • If this actually happened, I doubt that TFLN would be a seriously considered stop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:54pm
  • I can only hope this is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:31pm
  • It's not funny because it's fake I get it -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:00am
  • I'm sick of all this fake shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:52am
  • Stupid and fake why do they put this shit on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:42pm
  • YOU TRADED MY ASHES FOR A BEER??? - Drake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:09pm
  • The fonz doesn't approve of this, eyyyyyy. Why don't you sit on it. -Fonz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:50pm
  • It's not clever. It's not funny. It has no reason for being on this site. The moderators of this site are probably huge nerds, because the majority of what they think is funny enough to pass, is simply not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:02am
  • I have to call bull shit cus this one is so obviously fake it can't even be construed as funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Wow, worst effing dad ever. I'd kill him

    Submitted by jillianelizabeth on Aug 25, 10 at 10:47pm
  • I hope the personeho approved this an the person who submitted his both get prison raped and rot in the depths of he'll. this better be fuckin fake bc this is NOT funny god dammit. who the mother fuck would joke about this shit? I would murder my dad and his new flight slut if this happened to me. assfucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:49pm
  • In Soviet Russia dead wife spreads you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:35pm
  • The 45 people who gave this a thumbs up are fucked up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:52pm
  • I think the dumbass who posted this is a fucked up piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Wait this might actually be true. Seriously. This shit happened to a friend of mine with a 510 number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:39am
  • Holy shit is that the dad texting his son?! What an ass! And he already has a girlfriend too!

    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:12pm
  • This is fucked up on so many levls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Someone deserves a junk punch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:15pm
  • My girlfriend was jerking me off and I came in my mouth by accident las tnight - it was traumatizing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Maybe the girlfriend posted this because she's an evil bitch.

    Submitted by highestof5s on Jul 22, 11 at 4:34pm
  • hey mods. see all this shit ur getting? maybe u should just take this text off the site. cuase it's fake and fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:56am
  • "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." -Thomas Jefferson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:13pm
  • What did the kid expect his/her father to do, fuck the dead Mom's ashes? A man has needs and props to the Dad for not wasting anytime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Fake and not funny. Fuck this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:48pm
  • maybe the new girlfriend found it funny and posted it? duh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Wait were u dating his mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:44am
  • 10:48, I have a black jack phone and I can go on and on and on in the same text, there is literally no limit. If the recipient does not have a black jack, it may break it up into smaller texts. But still, I agree it's probably fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:07am
  • gee! I hate auto correct! FLITHY LIARS anywayssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:51pm
  • That is some funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:10pm
  • 7:37 that's ducked up. It's called mourning a loss dumbass, normal people do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:47pm
  • That's not funny. I'd beat the shit out of the guy who did that to me. I would have wanted to be there to spread her ashes. What a dick

    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:11pm
  • I so hope this is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:47pm
  • so he spread someone else's mother's ashes? yeah fucking right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:32pm
  • 95% of the texts on this site are probably fake and it's impossible to verify... So who cares if it's funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:23pm
  • This actually happened to a friend of mine 3 years ago. Stepdad was milking his mom who was dying of cancer for money and brought his new gf to the wake!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:40pm
  • even if it's not fake this isn't funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:16pm
  • The dumbest fakest shit Ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Hope it's fake. If not well, death has traumatic effects on people causes questionable lapses in judgement. But still, damn

    Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 7, 12 at 12:13am
  • Get a darker sense of humor you guys. Death is funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:19pm
  • WHO CARES IF ITS REAL OR NOT... Stilll funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:10am
  • stfu people. I'm sure most of these are fake, who cares? it's entertainment so if you don't like it go read something else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:22pm
  • In soviet Russia. Ashes spread you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:29am