I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is sad not funny
I'm calling fake on this one.
agree with u on this one, its way too dickish
4:32, I'm assuming he spread his dead wife's ashes... And this text was to his kid. Pretty messed up!
Ahhhhhh ok now it makes sense...
WOW thats a real dick move.
holy fucking christ.
that is awful.
Because HE killed his wife.
he killed his wife because he had that girlfriend dun dun dun
This is so dumb my face is funnier
okay last try, *FUCKED up..stupid autocorrect
This shit is fake and both the person who submitted it and the guys who approved it are both assholes. I just lost my dad and I'm spreading his ashes this summer. There's nothing funny about any of this bullshit.
Charles Rutherford want u to snort her ashes!
@ 4:06 am, great point! I never even really thought about that. I just assumed they were all supposed to be funny
uh...this is not funny. i'm pretty sure if this actually happened, neither party would care to post it on tfln.
damn creative but probly fake. and if its not id never be on speaking terms with my dad again
Funny, not sad. Gtfo the internets, moralfags
Dude your dad is an epic failure
i submit shit funnier than this that doesnt get posted, i question the coolness of the approvers...seriously...because this isnt funny and is clearly FAKE
i doubt either of the people in this text found it funny enough to post on tfln...
This isn't fucking funny.douchbag
That's fucked up... sounds like something either one of my step-parents would do. Even if it is fake, it's clever.
I don't see how this is funny at ALL
You're daddy's a dick.
Great sex?! I think not!!
We don't post fake texts in farmville. Only real ones. People don't die here either.
-farmer from farmville
Yeah, the father NOR the kid would think this was funny and post this.
A tadorbin I would say!!
7:48 why the fuck would he spread his ex girlfriends moms ashes?? Retard
they could have been divorced.
If this is real I have lost some faith in humanity
Oh that guys a piece of shit!!
WTF??! How do idiotic, obviously fake texts get through?? Time for some new admins I believe...
Next text from daughter to father would be: "You're dead to me"
i think this is awsome just the fact that he put your mom like thats so cold your mom meant nothing to me
Here's how you KNOW it's fake: MORE THAN 140 characters!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you 4:37 that needed to be said
Thts FUNNY SHIT
what idiot would put that up? not only is it not funny but its fake as fuck what person in their right mind would have a reaction like that then run to post it on this website? uhm no. if these texts get looked at before being posted idk how in hell THIS passed
Uhhh story of Hamlet, much?
I'll spread your ashes till next Fat Tuesday.
Haha nice one
Hmmm... Hamlet much? LOL
5:22PM, true, but it's not funny, it's just weird and messed up
how does fake shit get posted but my texts neveerrrr poooosssttt
5:22--Somebody losing a parent is entertainment?
Too sick to be funny.
whoever thinks this is real, is a herb and needs to go back to school to learn how to smell bullshit.... Yeah, they teach that in school now
I have real ones they never putt up
fucking fake. you have clothes like a fucking dickhead
yeah, this is definitely fake..
Out of respect, I sprinkled some of her dust over a bowl of herb and smoked her ashes.
All the people who think they're smart for calling these fake are dumbasses. The point is humor, it doesn't matter if it's fake.
9:05- We did boycott. It was yesterday. :(
Sounds like a murder took place.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Both work for this shit.
That's not even fuckin funny.
Oh ok right it's funny because... She died..
Why is this funny.. Stop posting fake shit people
Shopped. I can tell from the pixels.
What the fuck, that's almost unheard of, but then it made me think of Hamlet. If this is real, which i doubt it is, pops is a sick fuck
Everyone should stop voting on it! Fuck tfln
Hmmm... I want to post more stupid shit, to see if something happens.
To bad I porked the GF first biatches
jesus. if ur gonna make a fake text, why the fuck would u say this. go find a fucking heart.
This is..horrible.\nThis is just...sad.
This is awful if it's real. What a douche
Did my dad send this text. I'm pretty sure this happened to me.
I never care if a text is fake or not, but this is too fake to even be amusing. Fuck TFLN posting stupid fake shit, and not our really happened drunk n stupors. I agree we all boycott one day.
Man, thats harsh dude, why?
Who the fuck said tfln were always funny?
Don't get me wrong, I normally think people who say "fake" are douche bags, but yeah, fake, really tfln?
most awful text ever
way to be a douche, dad!
So fake. I can't believe the mods let this shit through.
Shit, the best way to get over one is to get under one.
@4:32 - Uh, I think the idea is that he's the dad. Or, stepdad, or whatever. Hence the anger over the girlfriend thing?
That's not funny just sad and I pray, fake...
so horrible. and why would the girlfriend think this is funny I feel horrible if I was her. this is so wrong.
FAKE. haha fuck u 2:27
you're from oakland beat this @55
He fucked her too hard
Well I think it's fuvking HILARIOUS!
I read the first three letters of this text and thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of "I just spread your mom's legs..."
For once TFLN isn't so predictable. But this still isn't very funny. Rather cruel.
I have a messed up sense of humour, but this is beyond fucked up. This is seriously disturbing and both the person that sent it and the mod that approved this blatant bs are tools that deserve to lose their parents.
Why hasn't anyone else realized that this is basically the first few acts of Hamlet?
It's not funny because it's fake
I get it
If this actually happened, I doubt that TFLN would be a seriously considered stop.
But that's not humorous either
Stupid and fake why do they put this shit on here
I can only hope this is fake
YOU TRADED MY ASHES FOR A BEER???
Yeah I hope this is fake cause otherwise thia is tottally fucked up smh not cool at all and definitley not funny
The 45 people who gave this a thumbs up are fucked up!
It's not clever. It's not funny. It has no reason for being on this site. The moderators of this site are probably huge nerds, because the majority of what they think is funny enough to pass, is simply not
I'm sick of all this fake shit.
I have to call bull shit cus this one is so obviously fake it can't even be construed as funny
I think the dumbass who posted this is a fucked up piece of shit.
I hope the personeho approved this an the person who submitted his both get prison raped and rot in the depths of he'll. this better be fuckin fake bc this is NOT funny god dammit. who the mother fuck would joke about this shit? I would murder my dad and his new flight slut if this happened to me. assfucks.
This is fucked up on so many levls
maybe the new girlfriend found it funny and posted it? duh?
Maybe the girlfriend posted this because she's an evil bitch.
Wow, worst effing dad ever. I'd kill him
Holy shit is that the dad texting his son?! What an ass! And he already has a girlfriend too!
In Soviet Russia dead wife spreads you!
My girlfriend was jerking me off and I came in my mouth by accident las tnight - it was traumatizing
Wait this might actually be true. Seriously. This shit happened to a friend of mine with a 510 number
The fonz doesn't approve of this, eyyyyyy.
Why don't you sit on it.
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Someone deserves a junk punch!
Fake and not funny. Fuck this shit.
What did the kid expect his/her father to do, fuck the dead Mom's ashes? A man has needs and props to the Dad for not wasting anytime.
hey mods. see all this shit ur getting? maybe u should just take this text off the site. cuase it's fake and fucked up
10:48, I have a black jack phone and I can go on and on and on in the same text, there is literally no limit. If the recipient does not have a black jack, it may break it up into smaller texts. But still, I agree it's probably fake
Wait were u dating his mom
That is some funny shit
That's not funny. I'd beat the shit out of the guy who did that to me. I would have wanted to be there to spread her ashes. What a dick
gee! I hate auto correct! FLITHY LIARS anywayssss
7:37 that's ducked up. It's called mourning a loss dumbass, normal people do it.
I so hope this is fake
so he spread someone else's mother's ashes? yeah fucking right.
Get a darker sense of humor you guys. Death is funny!
This actually happened to a friend of mine 3 years ago. Stepdad was milking his mom who was dying of cancer for money and brought his new gf to the wake!!
even if it's not fake this isn't funny
The dumbest fakest shit Ever
Hope it's fake. If not well, death has traumatic effects on people causes questionable lapses in judgement. But still, damn
95% of the texts on this site are probably fake and it's impossible to verify... So who cares if it's funny!!
stfu people. I'm sure most of these are fake, who cares? it's entertainment so if you don't like it go read something else.
WHO CARES IF ITS REAL OR NOT...
In soviet Russia. Ashes spread you!