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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine

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(408): View more from California

I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.

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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other

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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.

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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!

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(360): View more from Washington

Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?

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(925): View more from California

you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed

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