your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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dear social rejects who alwaus put "first" get used to the fact you will only ever be first on tfln and dead last in the rest of life.
Dear PattyOFurniture, \ndon't feed the trolls.
Really? She just turned over in bed to ask me
A good friend comes to bail you out of jail. Your best friend is sitting next to you saying dam we fucked up.
A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge.