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  • im from new york too. next time u get a pizza well eat it together. u topless, me bottomless. deal?

    Submitted by jshimia on Mar 31, 11 at 1:39pm
  • We have to consider the options here. Maybe it was a small pizza, you know, meant for women and children.

    Submitted by CheckOne on Mar 31, 11 at 1:19pm
  • lets be real, a fat girl would not admit to naked consumption of a full pizza. Come on now

    Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Mar 31, 11 at 7:28pm
  • I fail to see the issue.

    Submitted by Unspoken on Mar 31, 11 at 2:20pm
  • You can be skinny and still be able to eat a lot.

    Submitted by xanaduu on Mar 31, 11 at 8:08pm
  • Beyond-winning

    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 1:09pm
  • Who likes a pizza with no toppings? Come on people, we all know how to use commas.

    Submitted by SchoolBusFire on Apr 1, 11 at 7:20am
  • WINNING. NY STAND UP! A girl that will sit home topless and devour a pizza is a goddess in my book. A real man can appreciate things like this. \n\nI'd hit it.

    Submitted by Sydefx on Apr 1, 11 at 5:01pm
  • You know what te funny part is? Not one person considered that this was a guy

    Submitted by machjhimes on Mar 31, 11 at 10:50pm
  • With habits like this your "singleness" will likely continue.

    Submitted by mimo14 on Mar 31, 11 at 2:49pm
  • Gotta agree, a real fat chick would never, ever cop to getting naked

    Submitted by bestponyever on Mar 31, 11 at 7:56pm
  • Not winning! This comment is just stupid. Also, sucking more cock does not make you less single, just makes you more of a whore.

    Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Apr 1, 11 at 2:40am
  • This sounds awesome to me, and I'm not single. In fact, my boyfriend and I have eaten entire pizzas together, topless.

    Submitted by twocups on Mar 31, 11 at 9:24pm
  • U ate a whole wheel of cheese?

    Submitted by lanksy on Apr 1, 11 at 8:45am
  • marry me!

    Submitted by lemmehollaatcha on Mar 31, 11 at 11:30pm
  • Not winning, clearly a fat chick. Put down the pizza, drink a smoothie and put a dick in your mouth to lower your level of singleness.

    Submitted by Swish33n on Mar 31, 11 at 1:11pm
    • Not winning, clearly a douchebag. Put down the computer, take your hand off of your dick, and take a shower to lower your level of singleness.

      Submitted by twocups on Mar 31, 11 at 9:26pm
    • Not winning! This comment is just stupid. Also, sucking more cock does not make a person less single, just more of a whore.

      Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Apr 1, 11 at 2:42am
  • I weigh 102 and this sounds like my Thursday night routine, minus the candy.

    Submitted by andthelion on Apr 2, 11 at 2:49am
  • Fatass! You probably have pepperoni stuck in your rolls...put a shirt on you lardass.

    Submitted by bignasty69 on Mar 31, 11 at 4:15pm
  • Eating a pizza in bed?!!!!! Slob.

    Submitted by squibkick on Mar 31, 11 at 11:25pm
  • @lanksy: I'm not even upset, that's amazing

    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Apr 1, 11 at 8:29pm
  • Read your own text, then re-evaluate your statement. Fatty.

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 31, 11 at 5:45pm