level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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im from new york too. next time u get a pizza well eat it together. u topless, me bottomless. deal?
We have to consider the options here. Maybe it was a small pizza, you know, meant for women and children.
lets be real, a fat girl would not admit to naked consumption of a full pizza. Come on now
You can be skinny and still be able to eat a lot.
I fail to see the issue.
Who likes a pizza with no toppings? Come on people, we all know how to use commas.
WINNING. NY STAND UP! A girl that will sit home topless and devour a pizza is a goddess in my book. A real man can appreciate things like this. \n\nI'd hit it.
You know what te funny part is? Not one person considered that this was a guy
because guys are never topless. They just aren't wearing shirts.
With habits like this your "singleness" will likely continue.
Gotta agree, a real fat chick would never, ever cop to getting naked
U ate a whole wheel of cheese?
This sounds awesome to me, and I'm not single. In fact, my boyfriend and I have eaten entire pizzas together, topless.
My second favorite way to spend a Sunday afternoon in bed with my man :)
Not winning! This comment is just stupid. Also, sucking more cock does not make you less single, just makes you more of a whore.
Fatass! You probably have pepperoni stuck in your rolls...put a shirt on you lardass.
Not winning, clearly a fat chick. Put down the pizza, drink a smoothie and put a dick in your mouth to lower your level of singleness.
Not winning, clearly a douchebag. Put down the computer, take your hand off of your dick, and take a shower to lower your level of singleness.
Not winning! This comment is just stupid. Also, sucking more cock does not make a person less single, just more of a whore.
I weigh 102 and this sounds like my Thursday night routine, minus the candy.
@lanksy: I'm not even upset, that's amazing
Eating a pizza in bed?!!!!! Slob.
Read your own text, then re-evaluate your statement. Fatty.