level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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im from new york too. next time u get a pizza well eat it together. u topless, me bottomless. deal?
We have to consider the options here. Maybe it was a small pizza, you know, meant for women and children.
lets be real, a fat girl would not admit to naked consumption of a full pizza. Come on now
I fail to see the issue.
You can be skinny and still be able to eat a lot.
Who likes a pizza with no toppings? Come on people, we all know how to use commas.
WINNING. NY STAND UP! A girl that will sit home topless and devour a pizza is a goddess in my book. A real man can appreciate things like this. \n\nI'd hit it.
You know what te funny part is? Not one person considered that this was a guy
because guys are never topless. They just aren't wearing shirts.
With habits like this your "singleness" will likely continue.
Gotta agree, a real fat chick would never, ever cop to getting naked
Not winning! This comment is just stupid. Also, sucking more cock does not make you less single, just makes you more of a whore.
This sounds awesome to me, and I'm not single. In fact, my boyfriend and I have eaten entire pizzas together, topless.
My second favorite way to spend a Sunday afternoon in bed with my man :)
U ate a whole wheel of cheese?
Not winning, clearly a fat chick. Put down the pizza, drink a smoothie and put a dick in your mouth to lower your level of singleness.
Not winning, clearly a douchebag. Put down the computer, take your hand off of your dick, and take a shower to lower your level of singleness.
Not winning! This comment is just stupid. Also, sucking more cock does not make a person less single, just more of a whore.
I weigh 102 and this sounds like my Thursday night routine, minus the candy.
Fatass! You probably have pepperoni stuck in your rolls...put a shirt on you lardass.
Eating a pizza in bed?!!!!! Slob.
@lanksy: I'm not even upset, that's amazing
Read your own text, then re-evaluate your statement. Fatty.