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  • Submitted by bulllwinkle on Sep 24, 11 at 3:46pm

    did it reek of American Apparel and horrible music?

  • Submitted by e3super on Sep 24, 11 at 8:24pm

    The most ironic kind of jizz.

  • Submitted by haliganbar on Sep 24, 11 at 5:16pm

    That's why you should buy condoms or swallow.

  • Submitted by deckswife on Sep 24, 11 at 2:43pm

    you only have one set of sheets?

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Sep 25, 11 at 2:48pm

    I was jizzing in these sheets way before everyone else was.

  • Submitted by spikki on Sep 24, 11 at 3:05pm

    That's why you use a warm sock when you jerk off. Not your only set of bedsheets. . .

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    Submitted by drunkypants on Sep 25, 11 at 9:25pm

    His jizz got on your sheets before it was cool.

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    Submitted by Nicole170 on Sep 24, 11 at 5:58pm

    It's caller a washing machine!

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    Submitted by tayacb on Sep 24, 11 at 5:27pm

    So don't hook up with hipsters

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 24, 11 at 4:12pm

    After the ecstasy, the laundry.

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    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 25, 11 at 3:50am

    Fuck hipsters. And why are hipster girls mostly attractive with terrible tastes in everything. Especially hipster guys. They makes me sad and worried about the worlds well being.