Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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did it reek of American Apparel and horrible music?
The most ironic kind of jizz.
That's why you should buy condoms or swallow.
you only have one set of sheets?
I was jizzing in these sheets way before everyone else was.
That's why you use a warm sock when you jerk off. Not your only set of bedsheets. . .
His jizz got on your sheets before it was cool.
It's caller a washing machine!
So don't hook up with hipsters
After the ecstasy, the laundry.
Fuck hipsters. And why are hipster girls mostly attractive with terrible tastes in everything. Especially hipster guys. They makes me sad and worried about the worlds well being.