Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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"I'll have a venti cock-accino, no foam, extra hot, please"
"Come in the back and I'll prove it."
Swallow my cockaccino!
Coffee is keeping him up
Umm, their aprons have always gone down past their waists. Just sayin'.
this is better dumb... just saying
You're not saying anything... That wasn't even a sentence...
"Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection."
that'll do it.. but I think I wouldve tried for more than a grande mochaccino...
I wish that would happen at the Starbucks I work at.
And yet, if a guy tells a female barrista she's got big tits, he gets escorted out.
Yay, you're a stupid coastie slut, congratulations