The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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$5 dollars says that he's 5 inches or less
No way... if he was under 5" I doubt he'd show it to a room full of people. Either way I'd pay 5 bucks to see this lol
Considering five inches or less is the average human male, yes, he probably is, but if someone glued eyeballs to it, that's still fucking amazing. Especially if they're goodly eyes. :D
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