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  • Cum Forrest Cum!!

    Submitted by POOPPY on Apr 20, 11 at 5:10am
  • sweetie i think you gave head to a "slow" person, it wasnt an imitation

    Submitted by youthanize on Apr 19, 11 at 11:24pm
  • "I'm not a smart man... but I know what a blowjob is."

    Submitted by arthurlux on Apr 19, 11 at 4:42pm
  • Why in the hell would you give head to someone acting like Forrest Gump??!!

    Submitted by withheld on Apr 19, 11 at 2:05pm
  • Haha the quotes and references here were great. Props to all

    Submitted by badassmanlyman on Apr 20, 11 at 4:36pm
  • I do. :( My name is Jennifer & he likes to call me Jen-nay. Not cute during a bj.

    Submitted by combatxbarbie on Apr 19, 11 at 8:57pm
  • Did he mess your roommate's robe??

    Submitted by guinness_lover on Apr 20, 11 at 8:21am
  • Let me guess... You used your teeth and he wouldn't stop running

    Submitted by sexyemily on Apr 19, 11 at 7:42pm
  • But yet you did. Who won that, hmmm.

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 19, 11 at 5:56pm
  • Do you know how hard it is to imitate forrest gump while you're getting head? Trust me it's harder than beating up a black panther.

    Submitted by Hoborassic on Mar 27, 12 at 10:31pm
  • Hopefully he wasn't imitating Forest Gump imitating the principle

    Submitted by lucyinthesky09 on Apr 20, 11 at 4:12am
  • Somethin bit meee!

    Submitted by Ballslap on Apr 20, 11 at 11:54am
  • Maybe you should pray to god to make you a bird, so you can fly far. Far far away from there.

    Submitted by JarethCutestory on Apr 20, 11 at 12:45am
  • Just cuz your name might be "Jennifer" doesn't mean you need to be like "Jen-nay."

    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 19, 11 at 2:10pm