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  • 59 27
    Submitted by POOPPY on Apr 20, 11 at 5:10am

    Cum Forrest Cum!!

  • 41 25
    Submitted by arthurlux on Apr 19, 11 at 4:42pm

    "I'm not a smart man... but I know what a blowjob is."

  • 40 31
    Submitted by combatxbarbie on Apr 19, 11 at 8:57pm

    I do. :( My name is Jennifer & he likes to call me Jen-nay. Not cute during a bj.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by youthanize on Apr 19, 11 at 11:24pm

    sweetie i think you gave head to a "slow" person, it wasnt an imitation

  • 36 29
    Submitted by withheld on Apr 19, 11 at 2:05pm

    Why in the hell would you give head to someone acting like Forrest Gump??!!

  • 36 37
    Submitted by JarethCutestory on Apr 20, 11 at 12:45am

    Maybe you should pray to god to make you a bird, so you can fly far. Far far away from there.

  • 28 25
    Submitted by badassmanlyman on Apr 20, 11 at 4:36pm

    Haha the quotes and references here were great. Props to all

  • 33 36
    Submitted by guinness_lover on Apr 20, 11 at 8:21am

    Did he mess your roommate's robe??

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 19, 11 at 5:56pm

    But yet you did. Who won that, hmmm.

  • 23 31
    Submitted by lucyinthesky09 on Apr 20, 11 at 4:12am

    Hopefully he wasn't imitating Forest Gump imitating the principle

  • 26 37
    Submitted by sexyemily on Apr 19, 11 at 7:42pm

    Let me guess... You used your teeth and he wouldn't stop running

  • 14 14
    Submitted by Hoborassic on Mar 27, 12 at 10:31pm

    Do you know how hard it is to imitate forrest gump while you're getting head? Trust me it's harder than beating up a black panther.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Ballslap on Apr 20, 11 at 11:54am

    Somethin bit meee!

  • 27 43
    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 19, 11 at 2:10pm

    Just cuz your name might be "Jennifer" doesn't mean you need to be like "Jen-nay."