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(310): View more from California

She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.

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(425): View more from Washington

One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.

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(773): View more from Illinois

i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.

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(707): View more from California

They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.

(705): View more from Ontario

I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.

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(813): View more from Florida

They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.

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(972): View more from Texas

they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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(702): View more from Nevada

You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.

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