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  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:09am

    it's called "southern baptist"

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:10pm

    You heartless bitch don't pray for Suzie to stop whoring around...she does things that neither my wife nor my girlfriend will do.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:18pm

    That doesn't even make sense. At least not how I pray...or anyone I've ever heard pray.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:34pm

    1:19....get a clue. There is a very large number of people that engage in this sort of thing. It's so not about feeling better about oneself......*I'll pray for you!* lol. Joke.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:10am

    10:26, I'm guessing you aren't that familiar with Christianity in the US.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:02am

    hahaha. i love this. funny cuz it's true

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:40am

    GLENDORA. Bet this is from a Mormon.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:07am

    What does this even mean?

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:40pm

    I went to a christian school for years. This texts is so TRUE!!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:05pm

    I've heard of people doing this, but never witnessed it. All the prayers I've heard have been "heal Tommy's cancer", "keep Marge safe as she travels", "help Paula with the loss of her cousin", etc.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:03am

    @11:06 LOL ur my hero

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:13am

    1:19... I rest my case

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:40am

    Yes its a bad omen. Start using protection and not fucking every girl you see, ya whore

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:20am

    People like to say "I'm praying for you" as an underhanded way to say "You need help" or "I think you're a piece of shit".

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:39am

    Well bless your heart

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:26am

    Im guessing its from The Real Housewives of Atlanta

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:34am

    This is why I no longer attend church.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:04pm

    Actually, it's from an AGNOSTIC in ALTADENA.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:06pm

    I'm praying for you 1:19.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:06pm

    11:20 got it exactly right. It's very condescending and judgmental behaviour to tell someone that you're going to pray for them, unless it involves an illness, a death, or some other hardship. The last time I was told "I'll pray for you", I said "who the fuck made you my judge and jury"?

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:34pm

    and the funny thing is that prayer doesn't work because god isn't real lolz

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:37pm

    Amen!!!! And 1:19.....we are all praying for you....

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:26am

    i was under the impression prayer was silent

    • 51 59
      Submitted by djokovicmuncher on Jun 20, 10 at 6:16pm

      not always there is somethign called corporate prayer where veryone throws in vague issues that they are going through and aske people to pray for them

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:39pm

    Hey Suzie is a nice lady! You leave her out of this

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:19pm

    Yes, talking shit...THAT'S what they're doing. *eye roll* Feel better about yourself yet?

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:03pm

    So true, unfortunately. So true.

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:10pm

    My stepmom SO does this at my house. Not only does it make her (or anyone else who does it) look like an insensitive bitch, but it shows that they have no balls whatsoever.

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:50am

    lol I know! "I'm gonna pray for Suzie to be delivered from the sin of fornication and stop fucking everybody else's husband." That is gossip not a prayer.

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:50am

    i don't understand why this text is here.

  • 37 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:47pm

    Ah yes, the "We should all pray for Jenny b/c ______" trick.