Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
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who cares where it came from it's still funny.
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
That is my default answer to any question that can be considered rhetorical :)
I always, always respond to questions like that with that answer. When I don't, people actually ask if I'm feeling okay. It's getting kinda sad.
lol is there any chance that the 325 comment had family guy origins?
its definitely prior to that haha they just capitalized, i say this to everything as well
ditto. 325 gets a big fat thumbs up.
hahahaha San Angelo is the best! xD I wonder who this was...
That not San Angelo it's abilene go Wylie bulldogs
bwd lions all the way.
These jokes should have died years ago. Not funny
325 is Abilene not San Angelo