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  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:49pm

    That's just her being a bad businessman.

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 7:22pm

    Whoa, whoa, whoa... no one is actually doing this, it's completely hypothetical, which makes it funny. the case would be different if it actually happened... I happened to like the legal analysis :]

  • 56 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:47pm

    how is everybody getting so mad about this? i literally fell off my chair laughing

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 11:59pm

    its not fucking funny

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 3:00pm

    Are you a cat? Meow? Ok then...

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:02am

    thats fucking ilarious

  • 62 57
    Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 4:21pm

    U botched it waaaaay bad.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:22am

    Depends if she swallowed the evidence or not!

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:28pm

    I think it's theft of sevice it's just a misdemeanor

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:58am

    that first "legal analysis" was idiotic. any 1L in crim would be able to tell you the same.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:40pm

    OMG....I am a chick, it was supposed to be funny sheesh, what a bunch of sensitive babies!!

    • 43 34
      Submitted by aninja on Oct 30, 11 at 7:18pm

      no one cares about your gender\nit is not funny, it is rap e

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:44am

    People need to calm the fuck down. I found this hilarious

  • 47 40
    Submitted by aninja on Oct 30, 11 at 7:10pm

    that would absolutely be rap e

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 7:06am

    man, people really paid attention to that 'something to ponder..' part of this text. it's totally my sense of humour, because it's evidently full of rhetoric. it's not a question to be answered, only to be laughed at for the awkwardness it imposes. lighten up :)

    • 28 40
      Submitted by aninja on Oct 30, 11 at 7:19pm

      you are awful

  • 53 53
    Submitted by N8Levy333 on May 20, 10 at 7:13am

    Isn't this from the Philososaurus app?

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 9:17pm

    ohh, now thats just nasty

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:03am

    Some people really need to lighten up...they killed the funny

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 10:07pm

    the key word here is *force*

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:31am

    i just think its funny that this whole site is dedicated to funny shit, and it has spawned this little debate on legal rights, moral rights and sexuality. can't we all just take it for what it is? a joke?

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 1:07pm

    Agreed. I almost peed my pants laughing and I sent it to about 10 people to ponder throughout the day. Its hilarious. Lighten up people!

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:25pm

    Not even kind of funny.

    • 53 41
      Submitted by aninja on Oct 30, 11 at 7:14pm

      seriously\nthe misogyny is gag-worthy

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 1:33am

    i swear i didn't write that

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:25am

    It's shop lifting!

  • 49 52
    Submitted by slimmer on Dec 1, 10 at 10:47pm

    So how is this sexist, there are male hookers too dumbshit, what's bad is when you think they are women...

    • 38 41
      Submitted by aninja on Oct 30, 11 at 7:16pm

      it is awful either way\nbut sex workers are in a feminized and often exploited industry

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 1:36am

    OMG I AM SO OFFENDED SOMEONE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO FIX THIS RIGHT MEOW

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:52pm

    That's not common practice? I've been doing this wrong for years!

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 4:19pm

    Ok this is NOT a funny situation.....I mean if the hooker was dressed up in a clown costume then yes it would be funny. The only thing is that clown prositition is a nich industry and chances are you have enough money where you don't need to be stealing/forcing/coaxing out of it 'shell'

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:08pm

    i don't care how drunk this person was, that is such a fucked up thing to say. fuck you you piece of shit sexist asshole pig. go fucking die.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by jasonjs on Jun 3, 10 at 8:03pm

    That's just a bad day at the office

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:44pm

    I see nothing wrong with that. That's why you get the money upfront.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 7:03pm

    you must be one ugly pos if you have to force a hooker to have sex with you.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 12:32pm

    If you took the force out, and didnt pay, I think your in the clear. Verbal contracts aren't binding in most states ;)

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Feb 26, 11 at 7:59pm

    Is 132 even an area code?

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:51am

    Uh BOTH?

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:57pm

    That's cute; that person thinks women are "full" human beings. ;D

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:22pm

    if you are so easily offended..this is probably the wrong website for you.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 9:08am

    You people need to lighten up

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:33am

    You guys are over reacting this is a good question to ponder, and hookers arent people anyways

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 2:46am

    way to be original i.e. that's an old joke. to the guy who wrote the paragraph, do you really have nothing better to do than type a paragraph justifying your answer? go outside!