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  • That's just her being a bad businessman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:49pm
  • how is everybody getting so mad about this? i literally fell off my chair laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Are you a cat? Meow? Ok then...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 3:00pm
  • its not fucking funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Whoa, whoa, whoa... no one is actually doing this, it's completely hypothetical, which makes it funny. the case would be different if it actually happened... I happened to like the legal analysis :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 7:22pm
  • That's cute; that person thinks women are "full" human beings. ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:57pm
  • OMG....I am a chick, it was supposed to be funny sheesh, what a bunch of sensitive babies!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:40pm
    • no one cares about your gender\nit is not funny, it is rap e

      Submitted by aninja on Oct 30, 11 at 7:18pm
  • ohh, now thats just nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 9:17pm
  • that first "legal analysis" was idiotic. any 1L in crim would be able to tell you the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:58am
  • Agreed. I almost peed my pants laughing and I sent it to about 10 people to ponder throughout the day. Its hilarious. Lighten up people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Isn't this from the Philososaurus app?

    Submitted by N8Levy333 on May 20, 10 at 7:13am
  • Depends if she swallowed the evidence or not!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:22am
  • I think it's theft of sevice it's just a misdemeanor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:28pm
  • U botched it waaaaay bad.

    Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 4:21pm
  • That's not common practice? I've been doing this wrong for years!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:52pm
  • i just think its funny that this whole site is dedicated to funny shit, and it has spawned this little debate on legal rights, moral rights and sexuality. can't we all just take it for what it is? a joke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:31am
  • thats fucking ilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:02am
  • You people need to lighten up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 9:08am
  • So how is this sexist, there are male hookers too dumbshit, what's bad is when you think they are women...

    Submitted by slimmer on Dec 1, 10 at 10:47pm
    • it is awful either way\nbut sex workers are in a feminized and often exploited industry

      Submitted by aninja on Oct 30, 11 at 7:16pm
  • I see nothing wrong with that. That's why you get the money upfront.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:44pm
  • you must be one ugly pos if you have to force a hooker to have sex with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 7:03pm
  • the key word here is *force*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Some people really need to lighten up...they killed the funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:03am
  • man, people really paid attention to that 'something to ponder..' part of this text. it's totally my sense of humour, because it's evidently full of rhetoric. it's not a question to be answered, only to be laughed at for the awkwardness it imposes. lighten up :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 7:06am
  • Not even kind of funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:25pm
  • i don't care how drunk this person was, that is such a fucked up thing to say. fuck you you piece of shit sexist asshole pig. go fucking die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:08pm
  • If you took the force out, and didnt pay, I think your in the clear. Verbal contracts aren't binding in most states ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 12:32pm
  • People need to calm the fuck down. I found this hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:44am
  • It's shop lifting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:25am
  • if you are so easily offended..this is probably the wrong website for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:22pm
  • That's just a bad day at the office

    Submitted by jasonjs on Jun 3, 10 at 8:03pm
  • Ok this is NOT a funny situation.....I mean if the hooker was dressed up in a clown costume then yes it would be funny. The only thing is that clown prositition is a nich industry and chances are you have enough money where you don't need to be stealing/forcing/coaxing out of it 'shell'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 4:19pm
  • OMG I AM SO OFFENDED SOMEONE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO FIX THIS RIGHT MEOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 1:36am
  • that would absolutely be rap e

    Submitted by aninja on Oct 30, 11 at 7:10pm
  • i swear i didn't write that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 1:33am
  • Uh BOTH?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:51am
  • Is 132 even an area code?

    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Feb 26, 11 at 7:59pm
  • You guys are over reacting this is a good question to ponder, and hookers arent people anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:33am
  • way to be original i.e. that's an old joke. to the guy who wrote the paragraph, do you really have nothing better to do than type a paragraph justifying your answer? go outside!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 2:46am