my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
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This is honestly the funnies thing I've ever seen. I'd invite you over ;)
this is fucking hilarious
i'm guessing it ended up in his hand and thats about it
hahah belligerent much? why are you starting a fight on an anonymous website? get a hobby
i wounld go for it.i have non self respevy though..os i mean, your call
I find this oddly romantic...
the text was hiiilllaarious!!!
ps: i have sooo much respect for 4:17
good to see a classy and mature response to childishness!
nice line, might use it
4:08 This would work on you because your a smut. :)
4:00- seek help little sheep
haha yeah i agree. sounds like an std waiting to happen
Wit? wow I take that back.
not only are you a smut, your a dumb one too.
If that got you laid you might want to go to the clinic just for good measure.
ahaha. the office <3
Haha see I would hook up with this guy just for the attempt at a good line
I'd ride that dick just because of the clever attempt. It's like, the overall portrait is terrible, but the use of color is great.
nahh. just cause i appreciate a little wit in a guy.
"Nice socks, wanna fuck?"
Believe me when i say that my friend had this work ONCE only. I was thoroughly surprised
If you're the chick(s) that fell for that, you're EASY!
really funny i am so going to try it for sh!ts and giggles
this would work on me just because its funny. ;]
I'm using this later tonight at a party!
lmao that was quite entertaining...
Hey 3:58- I'll bet you can't wait to get to Kindergarten so you can count, huh? Cute Cheeks.
Penis speak means it sent out a multiple text to see if it could get a nibble. Dumb ManSlut move.
I want to know what kind of guy writes this... Because I want him... And his balls...
I want this guy
who said romance was dead?
"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" Worked only once and it was a shrek :(
I'll attempt this one.
Yeah, pathetic if you're a girl who would fall for this line, unless it's a guy you're regularly fucking and he's just trying to be cute.