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  • This is honestly the funnies thing I've ever seen. I'd invite you over ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:33pm
  • this is fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:08pm
  • i'm guessing it ended up in his hand and thats about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:23pm
  • hahah belligerent much? why are you starting a fight on an anonymous website? get a hobby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:17am
  • i wounld go for it.i have non self respevy though..os i mean, your call

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:00am
  • I find this oddly romantic...

    Submitted by Farore on Feb 26, 10 at 5:41pm
  • Glendaleeee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:50am
  • the text was hiiilllaarious!!! ps: i have sooo much respect for 4:17 good to see a classy and mature response to childishness!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:13am
  • nice line, might use it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:00am
  • 4:08 This would work on you because your a smut. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:11am
  • 4:00- seek help little sheep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:02am
  • haha yeah i agree. sounds like an std waiting to happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:00am
  • Wit? wow I take that back. not only are you a smut, your a dumb one too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15am
  • If that got you laid you might want to go to the clinic just for good measure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:58am
  • ahaha. the office <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:34am
  • Haha see I would hook up with this guy just for the attempt at a good line

    Submitted by alexisanne499 on Apr 19, 10 at 6:29pm
  • 4:08 : nahh. just cause i appreciate a little wit in a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:13am
  • I'd ride that dick just because of the clever attempt. It's like, the overall portrait is terrible, but the use of color is great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:47am
  • If you're the chick(s) that fell for that, you're EASY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:17pm
  • "Nice socks, wanna fuck?" Believe me when i say that my friend had this work ONCE only. I was thoroughly surprised

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:59pm
  • this would work on me just because its funny. ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:08am
  • I'm using this later tonight at a party!

    Submitted by bgvlith on Mar 12, 10 at 2:53pm
  • lmao that was quite entertaining...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:43am
  • really funny i am so going to try it for sh!ts and giggles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:44am
  • Hey 3:58- I'll bet you can't wait to get to Kindergarten so you can count, huh? Cute Cheeks. Penis speak means it sent out a multiple text to see if it could get a nibble. Dumb ManSlut move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:23am
  • I want to know what kind of guy writes this... Because I want him... And his balls...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:47am
  • I want this guy

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:06pm
  • who said romance was dead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:44pm
  • "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" Worked only once and it was a shrek :( I'll attempt this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:07am
  • Yeah, pathetic if you're a girl who would fall for this line, unless it's a guy you're regularly fucking and he's just trying to be cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:29pm