my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
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This is honestly the funnies thing I've ever seen. I'd invite you over ;)
this is fucking hilarious
i'm guessing it ended up in his hand and thats about it
hahah belligerent much? why are you starting a fight on an anonymous website? get a hobby
i wounld go for it.i have non self respevy though..os i mean, your call
I find this oddly romantic...
the text was hiiilllaarious!!!
ps: i have sooo much respect for 4:17
good to see a classy and mature response to childishness!
nice line, might use it
4:08 This would work on you because your a smut. :)
4:00- seek help little sheep
haha yeah i agree. sounds like an std waiting to happen
Wit? wow I take that back.
not only are you a smut, your a dumb one too.
If that got you laid you might want to go to the clinic just for good measure.
ahaha. the office <3
Haha see I would hook up with this guy just for the attempt at a good line
nahh. just cause i appreciate a little wit in a guy.
I'd ride that dick just because of the clever attempt. It's like, the overall portrait is terrible, but the use of color is great.
If you're the chick(s) that fell for that, you're EASY!
"Nice socks, wanna fuck?"
Believe me when i say that my friend had this work ONCE only. I was thoroughly surprised
this would work on me just because its funny. ;]
I'm using this later tonight at a party!
lmao that was quite entertaining...
really funny i am so going to try it for sh!ts and giggles
Hey 3:58- I'll bet you can't wait to get to Kindergarten so you can count, huh? Cute Cheeks.
Penis speak means it sent out a multiple text to see if it could get a nibble. Dumb ManSlut move.
I want to know what kind of guy writes this... Because I want him... And his balls...
I want this guy
who said romance was dead?
"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" Worked only once and it was a shrek :(
I'll attempt this one.
Yeah, pathetic if you're a girl who would fall for this line, unless it's a guy you're regularly fucking and he's just trying to be cute.