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  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:33pm

    This is honestly the funnies thing I've ever seen. I'd invite you over ;)

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:23pm

    i'm guessing it ended up in his hand and thats about it

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:00am

    i wounld go for it.i have non self respevy though..os i mean, your call

  • 38 45
    Submitted by alexisanne499 on Apr 19, 10 at 6:29pm

    Haha see I would hook up with this guy just for the attempt at a good line

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:50am

    Glendaleeee!

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:44am

    really funny i am so going to try it for sh!ts and giggles

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:08pm

    this is fucking hilarious

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:13am

    the text was hiiilllaarious!!! ps: i have sooo much respect for 4:17 good to see a classy and mature response to childishness!

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:11am

    4:08 This would work on you because your a smut. :)

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:00am

    nice line, might use it

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:00am

    haha yeah i agree. sounds like an std waiting to happen

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:59pm

    "Nice socks, wanna fuck?" Believe me when i say that my friend had this work ONCE only. I was thoroughly surprised

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15am

    Wit? wow I take that back. not only are you a smut, your a dumb one too.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:17am

    hahah belligerent much? why are you starting a fight on an anonymous website? get a hobby

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Farore on Feb 26, 10 at 5:41pm

    I find this oddly romantic...

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:23am

    Hey 3:58- I'll bet you can't wait to get to Kindergarten so you can count, huh? Cute Cheeks. Penis speak means it sent out a multiple text to see if it could get a nibble. Dumb ManSlut move.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:29pm

    Yeah, pathetic if you're a girl who would fall for this line, unless it's a guy you're regularly fucking and he's just trying to be cute.

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:47am

    I'd ride that dick just because of the clever attempt. It's like, the overall portrait is terrible, but the use of color is great.

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:34am

    ahaha. the office <3

  • 31 60
    Submitted by bgvlith on Mar 12, 10 at 2:53pm

    I'm using this later tonight at a party!

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:17pm

    If you're the chick(s) that fell for that, you're EASY!

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:02am

    4:00- seek help little sheep

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:08am

    this would work on me just because its funny. ;]

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:58am

    If that got you laid you might want to go to the clinic just for good measure.

  • 38 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:13am

    4:08 : nahh. just cause i appreciate a little wit in a guy.

  • 29 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:43am

    lmao that was quite entertaining...

  • 31 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:47am

    I want to know what kind of guy writes this... Because I want him... And his balls...

  • 38 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:07am

    "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" Worked only once and it was a shrek :( I'll attempt this one.

  • 31 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:44pm

    who said romance was dead?

  • 24 69
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:06pm

    I want this guy