She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
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5:44 thanks for having some fucking decency I saw the text ur talking about and at least one girl understands its not natural and "real men" DON'T like girls who wear stained underwear
9:47 I think this also could be about me, being dog shit is fun, eh?
I always love a good analogy.
3:31, are you having a stroke?
this actually seems like a good night to me?
3:19 leads by example.
look at 3:24 go using cliche`s to call someone unoriginal
wow, you guys must never get laid.
Haha, I've totally been there.
sorry about the slut for money, but awesome analogy
funniest thing ive heard in a long time.
Feel the love in the room, will ya?
So many lonely menfolk, helping each other out. Bless your pointy little heads!
5:44- I understand your point. I'm also equally ashamed by women who write run-on sentences and can't use punctuation.
G'damn this is a funny ass text. The analogy is spot on.
oh 6:13 is so badass, insulting people for not having immaculate grammar on TFLN
The actual text is hilarious. The generalizations about women are unoriginal and not funny
5:44 wears stained underwear!
Wait, people actually believe the whole period stained underwear thing?
why did she tell you "you had your chance?" did you ask her out or something. if that be the case, then you're just mad. the analogy is funny, i'm just saying the whole situation seems to me like really, as someone before said you did get burnt.
3:02 much like your life is unoriginal and not funny?
hey everybody, looks like the dog shit didn't show up until 2:47
Like most single girls older than college age in Austin... Gold digging coke whores
perfect analogy, women = dogshit
Im about 95% sure this is about me. cool...?
i'm a girl and I find this hilarious, most other girls piss me off, I felt ashamed of my gender when a bunch of them were saying how real women own and wear old period stained panties
no 2:41, you mean ALL women
wow! a girl that isn't a whore! nice!