If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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Cunt punt = my new favorite phrase
No good! It's wide! It's wiiide!
Poetic and motivational.. Needs to be on a poster or at least a card
jack black singing "kick in the cunt' still makes me roll
It's up, has the distance, aaannd got it! It's good!!
This text actually made me laugh- love it!
Hilarious!!! "cunt punt" is the new bitch pitch!! Love it!!
Hurley or holly?
Funniest text I've read
Holy shit! Cunt punt is awesome
if I didn't think my foot would get stuck in her throat i would kick my mom in the cunt lol