If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Cunt punt = my new favorite phrase
No good! It's wide! It's wiiide!
Poetic and motivational.. Needs to be on a poster or at least a card
It's up, has the distance, aaannd got it! It's good!!
This text actually made me laugh- love it!
Hurley or holly?
jack black singing "kick in the cunt' still makes me roll
Hilarious!!! "cunt punt" is the new bitch pitch!! Love it!!
Funniest text I've read
Holy shit! Cunt punt is awesome
if I didn't think my foot would get stuck in her throat i would kick my mom in the cunt lol