Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Just tell her you love her more than you love your other Apple products.. she'll forgive you
Ever notice that guys who call eachother bro all the time talk about jerking off WAY too much?
Try this command, "Talk dirty to me." Response: "I think you gave me a virus."
quit being broke and get a laptop. problem solved.
@Wubbazugg... Not sure if srs
Robotic chick voice: " send mom link to pornhub?" confirm 0.o
@Wunbazug... What rock do you live under??
Wtf is Siri anyway?
Not positive but I think it's the iphone's interactive "helper."