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  • Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 3, 11 at 3:53pm

    Just tell her you love her more than you love your other Apple products.. she'll forgive you

  • Submitted by Topher_85 on Nov 4, 11 at 10:55am

    Ever notice that guys who call eachother bro all the time talk about jerking off WAY too much?

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    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Nov 4, 11 at 12:48am

    Try this command, "Talk dirty to me." Response: "I think you gave me a virus."

  • Submitted by PlERCE on Nov 3, 11 at 9:02pm

    quit being broke and get a laptop. problem solved.

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    Submitted by viggen6889 on Nov 4, 11 at 10:15am

    @Wubbazugg... Not sure if srs

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    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Nov 3, 11 at 3:29pm

    Robotic chick voice: " send mom link to pornhub?" confirm 0.o

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 4, 11 at 2:11am

    Wtf is Siri anyway?

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 4, 11 at 11:50pm

      Not positive but I think it's the iphone's interactive "helper."

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    Submitted by dixiepixies921 on Nov 8, 11 at 12:55am

    @Wunbazug... What rock do you live under??