Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Just tell her you love her more than you love your other Apple products.. she'll forgive you
Try this command, "Talk dirty to me." Response: "I think you gave me a virus."
Ever notice that guys who call eachother bro all the time talk about jerking off WAY too much?
quit being broke and get a laptop. problem solved.
@Wubbazugg... Not sure if srs
Robotic chick voice: " send mom link to pornhub?" confirm 0.o
@Wunbazug... What rock do you live under??
Wtf is Siri anyway?
Not positive but I think it's the iphone's interactive "helper."