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(985): View more from Louisiana

Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.

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(806): View more from Texas

You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."

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Best pick-up line ever!

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(805): View more from California

at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.

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(407): View more from Florida

I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.

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(650): View more from California

We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign

(562): View more from California

You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo

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(310): View more from California

kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.

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damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.

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(678): View more from Georgia

All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?

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You mean bread?

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