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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:28pm

    Harry Potter FTW. Edward Cullen can suck Cedric's dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:24am

    10:41, we don't hate Twilight because it's popular...we hate it because it's a piece of sophomoric misogynistic CRAP

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:15pm

    Well at least the vampires in Harry Potter drink human blood and don't sparkle

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:27pm

    Harry potter wins. By a landslide.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:02pm

    5:44, you are the perfect example of a twilight fan. (poorly) insulting a time that hasn't posted. Go back to writing fanfiction and defending your team jacob/edward stance. xox, 5:29.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:14pm

    harry potter, twilight is for emo people who have blood sucking fetishes

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:18pm

    Vampires that sparkle? I'm gonna pass...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:42pm

    9:41 you rasict cum-guzzling fuck. anyway. Harry Potter for the motherfucking win.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:56pm

    I prefer Dracula a la Gary oldman, I guess you little kiddies font know much about that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:17am

    Harry Potter is literature...Twilight is trash

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:26pm

    Harry Potter all the way! The Twilight books are just classic novels with crap added to them! Seriously, the first one is Pride and Prejudice with Sparkly vampires and a young Stephenie Meyer; the second is Romeo and Juliet (obviously); the third is clearly based on Wuthering Heights; and the fourth is just random fanfiction with crappy writing and a small vocabulary. I think that most of our generation grew up on Harry Potter, so of course it wins!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:23pm

    Harry Potter all the wayyyyyy!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:50pm

    I couldn't agree more. I vote Potter.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:55pm

    I like Twilight - I HATE Twilight fans. I love Harry Potter. HP > Twilight by far though.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:31pm

    Refer to slughorn's Christmas party in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

  • 96 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:03pm

    Vampires. Just, uh, not the ones that sparkle?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:48am

    Third option - grow the fuck up. GRINGO!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:08pm

    In Soviet Russia, ahhh fuck it...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:38pm

    he'd be pretty damn flexible to suck his own dick...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:24pm

    There's not a 5:42. There's a 5:43, but that's clearly not what you're referring to.

  • 94 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:14pm

    Mercedes Lackey and Anne Rice FTW. If you're going to like bullshit fantasy, read authors who can actually write.

  • 79 69
    Submitted by xsaint on Mar 9, 10 at 8:53am

    Twilight is a piece of shit.\n/end

  • 92 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:43pm

    If you like twilight, here's what you do: take a screwdriver, gouge out your eyes, and then jam it into a power outlet. The world will appreciate it!

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:55pm

    Harry Potter prevails. always.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:03pm

    HARRY POTTER!! Harry potter is taugt in college classes. Is your precious twilight? no, I didn't think so. The end.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:46am

    Nothing will ever beat Harry potter but twilight is a close second and yes you can love both I do. I deg would be a wizard though first

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:33am

    Twilight from the beginning was a marketing ploy from the beginning. They knew a bunch of dimwitted teenagers would like that shit. You know where Harry Potter was written? J.K. Rowlings wrote it in a bar because she couldn't afford to pay her heating bill, there's real literature and character development behind it, no weak explanations for things such as sparkling vampires. The cast for Twilight was probably chosen before the actual "book" /script was written. Twilight sucks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:37pm

    Harry Potter all the way 8:39 agreed. But only Taylor Launter shat he's hottt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:18pm

    Penguins. Lovely. :)

  • 82 87
    Submitted by pizzadahuttt on Jun 27, 10 at 6:12pm

    I. Hate fagits like this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:19am

    Harry potter by far- I was never so happy Cedric died so fast, Robert Is a horrible actor and the twilight books aren't too horrible, it's the movies and the bad actors they chose

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:51am

    I like them both But Who would u rather screw Edward or Harry ..... ....... I guess I just made my choice .

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:53am

    I could never chose between the two. <3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:54am

    how about neither? i like superheros

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:11pm

    someone needs to tell robert pattenson. he's in both.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:06pm

    8:30 agreed. I actually love harry potter but that tends to be the groups that are interested in each respective series. considering those two groups tend to not like each other, it supports the whole "mutually exclusive" theory.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:36pm

    don't use words you don't know the meaning to, thanks!

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    Submitted by Farore on Jul 22, 10 at 2:53pm

    Harry Potter FTW!!!! Twilight gives vampires a bad rep.

  • 77 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:21pm

    Let's get worked up over a text (;

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:47am

    vampires are awesome as long as their name isnt edward... but wizards are always amazing too. you can so like vampires AND wizards just not twilight and harry potter. harry potter obviously winds anyway because harry is a sex god with a british accent and the books are way better, and they actually sound inteligent, unlike the crap in twilight that is poorly written and has no meaning whatsoever.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:41pm

    5:46 pm is an epic win. Also Twilight & Harry Potter are both awesome. People need to stop hating on Twilight just because it's popular. Personally, I'm a fan of both. It's just easier to be "obsessed" with Twilight since it's an American thing, and we feel closer to it, whereas Harry Potter and the Harry Potter movies are across the pond, so we're more disconnected from it.

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:27pm

    SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:03am

    Harry potter is clearly the best books out of the two. Twilight never pulled me into the story. The books are written as if love struck high schoolers wrote them. Harry Potter is well researched and written with a vocabulary higher than a ninth grader. HP all the way!!

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:37pm

    Totally pick Vampires!!!! Nuth wrong with magic tho…

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:09pm

    twilight fans are a bunch of obsessive scene/emo kids and harry potter fans are a bunch of nerdy hipster/indie elitists sooooo....

  • 82 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:36pm

    I like both! I mean I like Harry Potter more. But I actually like Twilight!

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    Submitted by c27muskrat on Jun 2, 10 at 5:11pm

    6:07 how the fuck do you get an education from twilight ?! I have read both and harry potter is so much better written

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:30pm

    harrrrrry potter ftw! reppin the 814

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:22am

    @2:25 at let them have some super twilight potter babies? I don't think so, we've already had an oversaturation of wizard and vampire films. I dont think the teenage girls in The world can handle another obsession

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:37pm

    Either way you choose, you lose.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:24pm

    do the smart thing and choose harry potter

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:49pm

    Harr Potter better written than twilight. no contest. fuck twilight, harry potter is legend.

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:55pm

    Twilight because Jacob black is literally hot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:49am

    546, aka jesus lover... you shouldnt be on this site. this site is obviously a shit load of people with taste. never preach the bible to people with taste.

  • 51 41
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 4:09pm

    Emma Watson would beg to differ.

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:51am

    Twilight fuck twilight I hope the whole fucking series crashes and burns sparkleing vampires WTF

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:56pm

    It's all wrong. The vampires in Underworld are much cooler -Vicious Delicious

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:05pm

    I pick vampires but Anne rice vamps, not the stupid sparkly kind....

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:45am

    Twilight is fiction primarily because any guy who acts like that will quickly find himself in the friend zone not getting trim.

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:04pm

    Twilight and Harry potter are too different to choose from. I pick beer.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 20, 11 at 8:38pm

    Lies! But if a choice is necessary, Harry Potter FTW.

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:07pm

    8:39 Robert Pattinson is in both series anyway...

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:39pm

    Harry potter forsure! but i would only fuck people from Twlight. example Taylor Lautner. damn

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:06pm

    Is "Neither" anywhere on this ballot?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:42pm

    I hope all you Robert Pattinson/Twilight fans realize that your precious Edward takes it up the ass in the movie Little Ashes. <3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:43am

    1:22. pahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:22am

    Thank you!!! Using some statistic vocabulary!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:53pm

    i love both of them!

  • 76 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:17am

    if you go by movie standards its funny how "edward" is in harry potter as "cedric"... so does it really matter? They are both fictional characters! To each their own.

  • 76 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:06am

    HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER!!!!!

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:04pm

    I like vampires and wizards(: woohoo

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:53pm

    The Dresden Files prove this text to be incorrect.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:13pm

    FTW....HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:34am

    Now I know why I hated both 2 words...Robert pattinson

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:11pm

    Harry potter didn't turn cedric into a glossy pedophile

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:32pm

    Lol Cedric is Edward in twilight

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:13pm

    harry potter FTW! read a chapter of twilight last night and a chapter of harry potter and the philosephers stone. twilight was just grim. harry potter made me laugh.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:12am

    Robert pattinson was in both films so I think I'm covered!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:43pm

    Lololololol statistics hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:03pm

    Not true! Liars! I hate you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:41pm

    Nlggers and watermelon are not mutually exclusive OP

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:00am

    Or all of the above... Similar concepts, after all

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:30pm

    8:09 but at least Harry Potter is decently written. PS- fuck yea nerd alert, sorry you 'cool kids' are jealous that we can actually read.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:00am

    Harry pot pot for sure!!! Twilight is horribly wrote and the movies are just shit. I had higher hopes for that series when I heard the plot. To bad she cnt write to save her life. GO HARRY POTTER!!

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    Submitted by DrinkandText on Mar 21, 10 at 1:01pm

    I love policy debaterz

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:46pm

    you are all idiots. the only book you need is the bible. team jesus! #1!

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      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jun 13, 11 at 9:36pm

      Yeah... Christians and Christianity have caused more grief in history than any other group of people. Ever. Including the Goths, Romans, and Moors. Shove it, no one wants you or your bloodthirsty god here.

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:11am

    The hell you can't like both!

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:36am

    Hell yeah Harry Potter!

  • 57 77
    Submitted by alexand on Jul 19, 10 at 7:38pm

    this has to be a debater, no one else uses mutually exclusive. (and if they're a smart one, they'd go with harry potter)

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:44pm

    5:42 is a dumb fuck.

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:07pm

    Actually 5:29,there is a 5:42.... Maybe you should start rallying for Twilight. You get a better education that way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:43am

    I still like the dumbass insisting there is no 5:42 when there CLEARLY is

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    Submitted by CO_Cantaloupe on Nov 1, 12 at 12:37am

    Bull shit