And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
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twilight = buffy the vampire slayer, with worse actors.
and i did watch it.
my soul started melting.
come on, 847 isnt all bad, i mean... look at the response..
Twlight is stupid!!!!! Harry potter for life!!! :)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Twilight, BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Fuck!
8:22, i totally knew it was 2 guys, hahaha.
i thought this was supposed to be a text site from nights where you were fucked up or acting sleazy or had something hilarious happen....not a 12 year old girl raving about vampires an shit
Twilight was a horrible movie, the actors in it cannot act (and they are ugly), the writer of the books cannot write for shit, Edward will NEVER exist so stop pining after him because he is a figment of some hack writer's imagination, it really was a poorly written piece of junk and most importantly if you tweeny vampire wanna bes want to get laid, then get some sun, loose 50 pounds and get rid of the tragic goth crap you are so fond of!
Eddykins is just Meyer's wetdream.
The books were horribly purple prose.
The movie was fucking hilarious.
The moderators messed up again.
Everybody check out 11:36, that is ALL that needs to be said about Twifans
people who hate others for hating twilight are just plain pathetic. get over it. people hate it just like you are der deh dee!!
people who hate others for liking twilight are just plain pathetic. get over it. people enjoy it just like you enjoy anything else.
If I read one more that says they like twilight I'll fucking cunt punch them.
Only girls like that shit. I'm the only one who hasn't fallen retarded
This site sucks because of texts like this.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
1-847, the Anonymous appreciate your notion.... (AnOnYmOuS)
God, Twilight is god AWFUL!
12:28, I think they were making a point about twilight fans.
Go to youtube and type in nuttymadam3575
You'll never want to speak of Twilight again.
hey im from 847 too. and i hate twilight. its so fuckign over-rated
Twilight!!! *fangirlish joy*
"Agreed 7:59, people should watch twilight before they diss it, its awesome! And Edward is hottttt! <33 Im in love with twilight and Edward Cullen!!!"
You're a fucking retard. You're in love with a fake character from a horrible movie. I saw him when he was filming in Vancouver, he's as ugly up close as he is on screen. You're either 500lbs or 13 years old.
hopefully this isnt about the movie because that shit sucks!
Agreed 7:59, people should watch twilight before they diss it, its awesome! And Edward is hottttt! <33 Im in love with twilight and Edward Cullen!!!
Why would you share..?
Look at it this way. . .this is a drunk text from someone who saw Twilight and was sooo sauced that they liked it and thought it was God sent.
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One word: Sparkles. Boo. 'Nuff said.
you know what's the greatest drinking game? drink everytime twilight is a shitty movie
twilight is a spawn of satan.
You are insane if you love twilight. read a real book. Watch a movie where at least one character isnt a gaaay vampire
Honestly, I feel more and more ashamed of myself on a daily basis for enjoying Twilight. Not even sure why I am even admitting it at this point.
2:26 a.m: derr moment?
1-847...God is smiling at you
"Linguo IS dead."
Please, do injure the crazy fangirl.
I want to punch the newly born child of the first texter!!
June 9, 2009 9:02PM suggest some good books please...
10:33-Yes, the Simpsons, it seemed like a good response for this so called shit they post for texts these days.
I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never read the books, but I do not see what the big deal is about those people who enjoy to read them. People like different types of reading material. It amazes me about the kind of things people will find to bitch about, just for the sake of bitching.
11.32, I have a friend who LOVES Pride & Prejudice and also LOVES Twilight. So... mentioning that didn't really prove anything. Not to me, at least.
As an aspiring female author, it's almost painful to see the kind of hype that these poorly-written books receive. Don't worry, when I publish my first novel, it won't be the product of some weird fantasy of mine.
8:54- "This site sucks because of texts like this."
Then leave idiot. TFLN is not forcing you to visit their site, not only that but your bitching will not be missed, i promise.
Stephenie Meyer or the Antichrist?
That is supposed to be became. How that became a bestseller I will never understand.
Successful troll text is successful.
"THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
June 9, 2009 8:54PM
Simpsons? If so, niceeeee!
HARRY POTTER KICKS TWILIGHT'S BITCH ASS!!!!!!
Exactly what 9:18 said. Twilight blows
Twilight was filmed at my skool last year I wa
I'm so damn sick of all the fucking vampires and shitty movies they're in
this is what my friend and i would be like. fuck.
I sent this to my friend because last night she said if I ever speak of Twilight again she will beat me w/ a stick. she read this & goes, "that is totally us." LOL
does twilight have to ruin literally EVERYTHING? including this website?
I love how Twilight fans defend the books/movies with improper grammar. It just shows the level those books are written at. Pick up some *good* literature, please.
The Twilight movie was a horrible joke, and i agree the actors were god aweful. The book on the other hand was actually worth reading, but i wouldn't go as far to say it was god worthy.
Hahha, those are actually kids from NU who are men that are actually straight. And I know one of them LMAO
i'm extremely surprised that no twihards have lashed out with 'fuck you it's the best book evaaar!' i have to say that the fanbase is more rage inducing than the actual series. If my kids end up reading it in english lit, then i will sincerely hate the books. Still can't figure out why catcher in the rye is considered a classic...
If God had anything to do with Twilight he is no god of mine.
TFLN moderators fuck up again.
And the great awful man in charge of commiting acts that would qualify as war crimes against cinemotagraphy said "lets make the most fucking ridiculous pece of shit you could even imagine" and thus Twilight was born.
11:01, that explains why i'm wasted 24/7
"I love how Twilight fans defend the books/movies with improper grammar. It just shows the level those books are written at. Pick up some *good* literature, please."
way to end a sentence with a preposition...
TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS
EDWARD IS GROSS
STEPHENIE MEYER IS A NO TALENT HACK.
GOD. i'm a twilight fan and sick of hearing about twilight and rob on this site.
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE COOL CUZ YOU MENTIONED TWILIGHT.
MAKE ME LAUGH OR GTFO.
11:36...wow I just watched and have never laughed so hard in my life!!!!
Who the fuck let THIS one slip through?
if there's a God, he's laughing at you and your Twilight fad!
and yes, i used ben folds.
Edward is some middle age Mormon housewife's masturbatory fantasy. How that because a bestseller I will never understand. Who really lusts after a statue, or a flower?
TWILIGHT FOREVER <3 bitches
The fucker glitters in the sun..."oh god I am shimmering" leave it to a dumbass 847 to get into prepubescent literature/movie. Shows their intellect...it's okay though mommy and dad will buy you a successful life...fucking dousche bags
Guys, it's not a big deal.
This goes for both sides of the discussion.
to all the girls, like 8:52, who claim they're "IN LOVE WITH EDWARD": you better buy yourself a damn good vibrator, cuz edward's not real and you're never gonna get any. sorry, hun.
11:36,I should drag you over broken glass for sharing that.My eyes now burn and and I can never regain those 10 minutes of my life.Damn you Twilight,damn you.
Please ban the word twilight from being used on this site. It's for creepy, obsessive little whiny 13 year-old girls with no sense of the real world and no sense of good literature.
12:39, you can't figure out why catcher in the rye is a classic...? did you read it?
rock on 847.
i read the first book and watched the stupid fucking movie and it is all.....bull.....shit.
that video is hilarious though, 11;36. because it pretty much explains why the rest of the world hates twilight.
reppin the 847 woo
Twilight itself doesn't bother me, but I am so tired of seeing Twilight shit everywhere I go!
Breaking Dawn proved that no matter how shitty a book is, it's a best seller if it has anything to do with Twigay.
hahaha that was great
this is by far the greatest tfln
Predictable romance and randomly made up BS about vampires does not a good story make.
Besides, THE CHARACTERS HAVE THE SAME FREAKING 3 OR 4 EXPRESSIONS THE ENTIRE MOVIE. GAH!!!!
HARRY POTTER KICKS TWILIGHTS ASS IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade: What a real vampire looks like.
If God is down with Twilight, that gives me a legit reason for why I no longer go to church.
I loved the book. Hated the movie.