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  • twilight = buffy the vampire slayer, with worse actors. just sayin. and i did watch it. my soul started melting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:10pm
  • come on, 847 isnt all bad, i mean... look at the response..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:43pm
  • Twlight is stupid!!!!! Harry potter for life!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:06am
  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Twilight, BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:08am
  • 8:22, i totally knew it was 2 guys, hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:17am
  • i thought this was supposed to be a text site from nights where you were fucked up or acting sleazy or had something hilarious happen....not a 12 year old girl raving about vampires an shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Twilight was a horrible movie, the actors in it cannot act (and they are ugly), the writer of the books cannot write for shit, Edward will NEVER exist so stop pining after him because he is a figment of some hack writer's imagination, it really was a poorly written piece of junk and most importantly if you tweeny vampire wanna bes want to get laid, then get some sun, loose 50 pounds and get rid of the tragic goth crap you are so fond of!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Eddykins is just Meyer's wetdream. The books were horribly purple prose. The movie was fucking hilarious. The moderators messed up again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Everybody check out 11:36, that is ALL that needs to be said about Twifans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:12am
  • 8:41 people who hate others for hating twilight are just plain pathetic. get over it. people hate it just like you are der deh dee!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:01am
  • people who hate others for liking twilight are just plain pathetic. get over it. people enjoy it just like you enjoy anything else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:41pm
  • If I read one more that says they like twilight I'll fucking cunt punch them. Only girls like that shit. I'm the only one who hasn't fallen retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:05pm
  • This site sucks because of texts like this. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:54pm
  • 1-847, the Anonymous appreciate your notion.... (AnOnYmOuS)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:47pm
  • God, Twilight is god AWFUL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:28pm
  • 12:28, I think they were making a point about twilight fans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:36am
  • Go to youtube and type in nuttymadam3575 You'll never want to speak of Twilight again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:36pm
  • hey im from 847 too. and i hate twilight. its so fuckign over-rated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:01am
  • Twilight!!! *fangirlish joy*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:48pm
  • "Agreed 7:59, people should watch twilight before they diss it, its awesome! And Edward is hottttt! <33 Im in love with twilight and Edward Cullen!!!" You're a fucking retard. You're in love with a fake character from a horrible movie. I saw him when he was filming in Vancouver, he's as ugly up close as he is on screen. You're either 500lbs or 13 years old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:20pm
  • hopefully this isnt about the movie because that shit sucks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:26am
  • Agreed 7:59, people should watch twilight before they diss it, its awesome! And Edward is hottttt! <33 Im in love with twilight and Edward Cullen!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:52pm
  • 11:36- Why would you share..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:28am
  • Look at it this way. . .this is a drunk text from someone who saw Twilight and was sooo sauced that they liked it and thought it was God sent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:23pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:25pm
  • One word: Sparkles. Boo. 'Nuff said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:44am
  • you know what's the greatest drinking game? drink everytime twilight is a shitty movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:01pm
  • twilight is a spawn of satan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:51pm
  • You are insane if you love twilight. read a real book. Watch a movie where at least one character isnt a gaaay vampire

    Submitted by HP_Mari on Jun 29, 10 at 2:15pm
  • Honestly, I feel more and more ashamed of myself on a daily basis for enjoying Twilight. Not even sure why I am even admitting it at this point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:54pm
  • 2:26 a.m: derr moment?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:11am
  • 1-847...God is smiling at you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Amen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:32pm
  • "Linguo dead?" "Linguo IS dead."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Please, do injure the crazy fangirl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:10am
  • I want to punch the newly born child of the first texter!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:57am
  • June 9, 2009 9:02PM suggest some good books please...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:33am
  • 10:33-Yes, the Simpsons, it seemed like a good response for this so called shit they post for texts these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:42pm
  • I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:07pm
  • I have never read the books, but I do not see what the big deal is about those people who enjoy to read them. People like different types of reading material. It amazes me about the kind of things people will find to bitch about, just for the sake of bitching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:21pm
  • 11.32, I have a friend who LOVES Pride & Prejudice and also LOVES Twilight. So... mentioning that didn't really prove anything. Not to me, at least. As an aspiring female author, it's almost painful to see the kind of hype that these poorly-written books receive. Don't worry, when I publish my first novel, it won't be the product of some weird fantasy of mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 8:54- "This site sucks because of texts like this." Then leave idiot. TFLN is not forcing you to visit their site, not only that but your bitching will not be missed, i promise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:37am
  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Stephenie Meyer or the Antichrist?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:10am
  • That is supposed to be became. How that became a bestseller I will never understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:02am
  • Successful troll text is successful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:54am
  • "THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!" June 9, 2009 8:54PM Simpsons? If so, niceeeee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:33pm
  • HARRY POTTER KICKS TWILIGHT'S BITCH ASS!!!!!!

    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Aug 12, 10 at 6:59am
  • Exactly what 9:18 said. Twilight blows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Twilight was filmed at my skool last year I wa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:10am
  • I'm so damn sick of all the fucking vampires and shitty movies they're in

    Submitted by pendez on May 6, 10 at 3:40am
  • this is what my friend and i would be like. fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:31am
  • I sent this to my friend because last night she said if I ever speak of Twilight again she will beat me w/ a stick. she read this & goes, "that is totally us." LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:28pm
  • does twilight have to ruin literally EVERYTHING? including this website?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:26pm
  • I love how Twilight fans defend the books/movies with improper grammar. It just shows the level those books are written at. Pick up some *good* literature, please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:02pm
  • The Twilight movie was a horrible joke, and i agree the actors were god aweful. The book on the other hand was actually worth reading, but i wouldn't go as far to say it was god worthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Hahha, those are actually kids from NU who are men that are actually straight. And I know one of them LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:22pm
  • i'm extremely surprised that no twihards have lashed out with 'fuck you it's the best book evaaar!' i have to say that the fanbase is more rage inducing than the actual series. If my kids end up reading it in english lit, then i will sincerely hate the books. Still can't figure out why catcher in the rye is considered a classic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:39am
  • If God had anything to do with Twilight he is no god of mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:42pm
  • TFLN moderators fuck up again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:16pm
  • And the great awful man in charge of commiting acts that would qualify as war crimes against cinemotagraphy said "lets make the most fucking ridiculous pece of shit you could even imagine" and thus Twilight was born.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:37am
  • 11:01, that explains why i'm wasted 24/7

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:07pm
  • "I love how Twilight fans defend the books/movies with improper grammar. It just shows the level those books are written at. Pick up some *good* literature, please." way to end a sentence with a preposition... -fanofthebooksbutthemovieiscreepyandemo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:55pm
  • TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS EDWARD IS GROSS STEPHENIE MEYER IS A NO TALENT HACK.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:58am
  • GOD. i'm a twilight fan and sick of hearing about twilight and rob on this site. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE COOL CUZ YOU MENTIONED TWILIGHT. MAKE ME LAUGH OR GTFO. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:54am
  • 11:36...wow I just watched and have never laughed so hard in my life!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Who the fuck let THIS one slip through?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:06pm
  • if there's a God, he's laughing at you and your Twilight fad! and yes, i used ben folds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:27am
  • Edward is some middle age Mormon housewife's masturbatory fantasy. How that because a bestseller I will never understand. Who really lusts after a statue, or a flower?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:01am
  • TWILIGHT FOREVER <3 bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:59pm
  • The fucker glitters in the sun..."oh god I am shimmering" leave it to a dumbass 847 to get into prepubescent literature/movie. Shows their intellect...it's okay though mommy and dad will buy you a successful life...fucking dousche bags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Oi. Guys, it's not a big deal. Calm down. This goes for both sides of the discussion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:49pm
  • to all the girls, like 8:52, who claim they're "IN LOVE WITH EDWARD": you better buy yourself a damn good vibrator, cuz edward's not real and you're never gonna get any. sorry, hun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:55pm
  • 11:36,I should drag you over broken glass for sharing that.My eyes now burn and and I can never regain those 10 minutes of my life.Damn you Twilight,damn you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:05am
  • Please ban the word twilight from being used on this site. It's for creepy, obsessive little whiny 13 year-old girls with no sense of the real world and no sense of good literature.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 9:21, agreed. 12:39, you can't figure out why catcher in the rye is a classic...? did you read it? rock on 847.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:37pm
  • i read the first book and watched the stupid fucking movie and it is all.....bull.....shit. terrible writing. terrible movie. just...TERRIBLE. that video is hilarious though, 11;36. because it pretty much explains why the rest of the world hates twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:40am
  • reppin the 847 woo ...twilight sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:45am
  • Twilight itself doesn't bother me, but I am so tired of seeing Twilight shit everywhere I go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Breaking Dawn proved that no matter how shitty a book is, it's a best seller if it has anything to do with Twigay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:55pm
  • LMFAO hahaha that was great this is by far the greatest tfln nice work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:49pm
  • 9:18 wins. Predictable romance and randomly made up BS about vampires does not a good story make. Besides, THE CHARACTERS HAVE THE SAME FREAKING 3 OR 4 EXPRESSIONS THE ENTIRE MOVIE. GAH!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:44pm
  • HARRY POTTER KICKS TWILIGHTS ASS IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Brassmonkey12 on Jun 6, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Blade: What a real vampire looks like.

    Submitted by BigBoy13 on Dec 30, 10 at 1:21am
  • If God is down with Twilight, that gives me a legit reason for why I no longer go to church.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:55pm
  • I loved the book. Hated the movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:51am