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  • 84 41
    Submitted by speeddevil on Jun 17, 10 at 9:16am

    Marry her.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 17, 10 at 11:23am

    Should have told her homo sapiens are the only species that fuck face to face why waste it

  • 52 48
    Submitted by UrbEx on Jun 18, 10 at 5:53pm

    Maybe she was really in distress and was trying to signal Team America...\n\n"I think he's saying Kiss me, Kiss me..."

  • 49 58
    Submitted by klangford on Jun 17, 10 at 9:58am

    What about an octopus? Let me see her bend that shit backwards then I will be impressed.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by imnotkidding on Jun 17, 10 at 10:11am

    Because a primate is a species? -_-

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Charmin on Jun 20, 10 at 3:11am

    Literally made me lol

  • 47 68
    Submitted by pooponthedog on Jun 17, 10 at 9:22am

    Poop on her dog

    • 47 52
      Submitted by cypherpunks on Jun 17, 10 at 9:48am

      Or maybe something in between.\n\n(Referring to this and speeddevil's suggestions.)

  • 30 63
    Submitted by t_roweshima on Jun 19, 10 at 5:18am

    Easy piece of ass