she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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Should have told her homo sapiens are the only species that fuck face to face why waste it
Maybe she was really in distress and was trying to signal Team America...\n\n"I think he's saying Kiss me, Kiss me..."
Poop on her dog
Or maybe something in between.\n\n(Referring to this and speeddevil's suggestions.)
Because a primate is a species? -_-
Literally made me lol
What about an octopus? Let me see her bend that shit backwards then I will be impressed.
Easy piece of ass