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  • 87 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:49pm

    this conversation made my night. seriously.

  • 82 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:34pm

    My friend wrote a song about Chris Hanson. It's called "Stealing me a 16 year old white girl."

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:35pm

    i thought the michael jackson tour was cancelled?

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:51pm

    It was actually a bar full of 18 year olds during freshmen orientation. -OP

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:00pm

    Pedobear strikes again

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:30pm

    sorry, what'd I miss? I was just in the corner. With quiet guy's dead mom. Still sticky.

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:11pm

    La laaaaa la Dee daaaahhh! Gonna diddle some kiiiiiids toooooonight! That's why. Catchy, huh?

  • 69 71
    Submitted by bsshearts10 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:50pm

    Whoop whoop!

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:42pm

    Amid all the nonsense about smelly vaginas, being stoned, and walks of shame is a pretty funny text, short and clever.

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:14pm

    I just imagined Chris Hansen saying "have a seattttttt!!!!!" to the tune of wicked.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:09pm

    Haha 1:14 "have another drink, my dark eyed beauty..."

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:27am

    i'm not sure if thats a really sucky night or an AWESOME night

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:50pm

    Is that the icp song

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:09pm

    Why a musical? -quiet guy

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:31pm

    Now I KNOW that's not my buddy quiet guy. He's very tolerant. Except for people who say they fucked his dead mother, which I don't say anymore

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:53pm

    at least you can meet chris hanson

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:47pm

    I wonder what the rest of the story is..was it Mr. Rogers?

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:00pm

    What does this even mean

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:52pm

    get the fuck out of there

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:41pm

    Ya know why's better than raping an innocent? Beating the shit out of them beforehand.