I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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this conversation made my night. seriously.
Pedobear strikes again
It was actually a bar full of 18 year olds during freshmen orientation.
My friend wrote a song about Chris Hanson. It's called "Stealing me a 16 year old white girl."
Amid all the nonsense about smelly vaginas, being stoned, and walks of shame is a pretty funny text, short and clever.
I just imagined Chris Hansen saying "have a seattttttt!!!!!" to the tune of wicked.
i thought the michael jackson tour was cancelled?
La laaaaa la Dee daaaahhh! Gonna diddle some kiiiiiids toooooonight!
That's why. Catchy, huh?
Is that the icp song
Why a musical?
"have another drink, my dark eyed beauty..."
i'm not sure if thats a really sucky night or an AWESOME night
sorry, what'd I miss? I was just in the corner. With quiet guy's dead mom. Still sticky.
I wonder what the rest of the story is..was it Mr. Rogers?
Now I KNOW that's not my buddy quiet guy. He's very tolerant. Except for people who say they fucked his dead mother, which I don't say anymore
get the fuck out of there
What does this even mean
at least you can meet chris hanson
Ya know why's better than raping an innocent? Beating the shit out of them beforehand.