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  • this conversation made my night. seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Pedobear strikes again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Whoop whoop!

    Submitted by bsshearts10 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Amid all the nonsense about smelly vaginas, being stoned, and walks of shame is a pretty funny text, short and clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:42pm
  • It was actually a bar full of 18 year olds during freshmen orientation. -OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:51pm
  • My friend wrote a song about Chris Hanson. It's called "Stealing me a 16 year old white girl."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:34pm
  • I just imagined Chris Hansen saying "have a seattttttt!!!!!" to the tune of wicked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:14pm
  • i thought the michael jackson tour was cancelled?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:35pm
  • La laaaaa la Dee daaaahhh! Gonna diddle some kiiiiiids toooooonight! That's why. Catchy, huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Is that the icp song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Why a musical? -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:09pm
  • i'm not sure if thats a really sucky night or an AWESOME night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:27am
  • Haha 1:14 "have another drink, my dark eyed beauty..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:09pm
  • sorry, what'd I miss? I was just in the corner. With quiet guy's dead mom. Still sticky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:30pm
  • I wonder what the rest of the story is..was it Mr. Rogers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Now I KNOW that's not my buddy quiet guy. He's very tolerant. Except for people who say they fucked his dead mother, which I don't say anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:31pm
  • get the fuck out of there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:52pm
  • What does this even mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:00pm
  • at least you can meet chris hanson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Ya know why's better than raping an innocent? Beating the shit out of them beforehand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:41pm