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  • 11:05 is still right... just because there is no way in hell to stand Ginny for a whole lifetime, bitch be annoyin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:20pm
  • the kids on harry potter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:22am
  • is this some sort of warped version of MUGGLECAST? 0.O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:14pm
  • fuck alice because she's hot marry hermoine because emma watson is hot and brilliant kill ginny because she's an ugly annoying scrawny lil loser lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:18pm
  • its called chuck, fuck, marry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:09am
  • Kill Ginny, that awkward bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:30am
  • I don't like Twilight, and I love Harry Potter, but I think Alice is one of the sexiest people ever.

    Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 4, 10 at 9:16am
  • @12:04 #1 Oh wow, you really showed me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:24am
  • has no one considered that alice is cold? consider what cold does to a hard-on......good luck killing her tho ;p lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:19am
  • Who the fuck are any of those people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:19am
  • I'm a girl and I had no idea who Alice Cullen was and I'm proud of that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Kill Alice, both the actress and the character, I fucking hate Twilight. Fuck Ginny and marry Hermione. Ginny would be a good fuck (look at what a slut she is in the books) but you don't want to marry that shit. Hermione would be a total freak if you can coax her out, and you have the whole marriage to do that. Plus she's smart and would do everything for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:56am
  • MARRY HERMIONE she's the keeper. FUCK GINNY she seems like a good one night stand type. Maybe I should switch these first two. KILL ALICE. Fuck Twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:06am
  • It's called Marry, Fuck, or Kill for fucks sake. I'm pissed that they got the order wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:59pm
  • You can't kill a vampire... Well, you could, but it takes multiple vampires to do so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:40pm
  • harry potter trumps twilight. yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Fuck hermonine kill Ginny marry Cullen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:46am
  • I have to agree with 11:05 too, kill that cullen cunt bitch, fuck ginny and marry hermione

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Fuck Alice Cullen twice, the rest can die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:35am
  • Um foursome with Alice ginny and hermione. Duh then marry hermione and keep fucking Ginny and Alice on the side

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 9:02pm
  • i agree 1:22, if we're talking about the characters in the books, the answer is dead on. fuck that cute little dancing vampire alice ('cause you know she has to be flexible,) kill hermione's pretentious muggle ass, and marry ginny 'cause shes a down ass bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:01am
  • Who the hell is alice cullen?! Is she related to that fucked up vampire guy??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Omg all u twilight haters can just go 2 hell. Twilight isfuckin amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:19pm
  • 1159 i say kill marry fuck - guess its a regional thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:04am
  • yall motherfuckers need jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:29am
  • god damn thats a hard one. i dont even know where to start. fuck ginny, but have a thing with her until i marry hermonie cause emma watson is amazing, and try to kill alice but fail because she's a vampire, casually date for a while, and then move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:59am
  • I have an idea, how about you go to a psychiatrist and stop believing you can kill, fuck, and marry fictional characters instead: Fuck Emma Watson, Kill Bonnie Wright, then Marry Ashley Greene

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:04am
  • kill alice because twilight is the fucking worst oh my god fuck ginny because shes bound to be fuckin crazy marry hermione because shes the marrying kind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:03am
  • DON'T KILL HERMIONE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:34am
  • F Harry Pothead. Twihard all the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:15pm
  • Don't care if Alice is a Cullen, she was the only hot one in the bunch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:53am
  • We call it Marry Bang Kill where I live.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:48pm
  • hmm. surprisingly i think i'd switch ginny and hermione because i'd never have to memorize spells. she'd have my back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:05pm
  • No, it's called mary fucks chuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:16am
  • Ok not gonna lie, i actually LIKE twilight. Have any of you haters actuallu read the books? Probably not. Granted im not obsessed like those twelve-year-olds that go to every premire, but i did enjoy it. \n\nFuck alice, kill ginny, and marry hermione.

    Submitted by Dare2Dream on Jun 26, 10 at 10:48pm
  • I say fuck them all, marry Hermoine as she's got the spell set, and kill Alice just because she's a Twilight character.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:41am
  • fuck alice obviously. those cullens have crazy sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:41pm
  • I hate you all for making me IMDB Harry Potter and Twilight so I knew who you were talking about. And then I hate myself for doing it. This is extra twisted since only one of them is legal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:54am
  • Ginny would be a good lay. Marry Hermione cuz Alice would look to the future and see you cheating on her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:38pm
  • 11:05 #2 has it so right, alice cullen is from twilight so she's a bitch, fuck ginny, marry hermione

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:37pm
  • fuck off all ya i had 2 look up who all those ppl r n im 24 ... o n i dont give a shit bout t light or harry potter -- Why didn't you look up correct grammar? Could have made your 24 year old ass more respectable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:47am
  • I agree with original answer, but only if we are keeping it fictional and not going by the actressses playing the roles. I'd MARRY Ginny.... I'd fuck alice, and i'd kill Hermione.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:22am
  • fuck hermione marry ginny kill alice cullen cause twilight is the gayest shit ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:03am
  • kill alice cullen cuz shes a cullen, fuck ginny and marry hermione

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:05pm
  • To the person who mentioned MuggleCast: I LOVE YOU. Could also be a version of Screw Marry Kill from Smart Mouths. Google that shit!

    Submitted by FlagGirl2010 on Aug 17, 10 at 1:27am
  • those are just shitty choices

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:21pm
  • all of you are wrong - it's called Cliff Bang Hitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:19pm
  • I am in a love triangle with Twilight and Harry Potter. I can't choose between Twihard and Potternerd. I just love them both so much.

    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 17, 10 at 12:23pm
  • Ginny can eat shit and die!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:11am
  • Kill cullen, marry hermione, fuck all three.

    Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 28, 10 at 10:10pm
  • 6:54 actually, all the actresses who play them are older than 18, 2 of them are from Britain and the age of consent is 16 there, so even if they were younger still technically they would be legal, XD just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:42pm
  • why the fuck would you kill hermione granger. Granted, her character is obnoxious, but she's really good looking and ginny weasely is a ginger and not good looking at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:24am
  • Kill the sparkly monster, spare the humans.

    Submitted by WApple on Jan 8, 12 at 7:45pm
  • alice may be a cullen and part of a horrendous franchise but she's HOT and awesome (she's one of the... 2 characters that have something like a personality) so i'm gonna say fuck alice and ginny (who is a BAMF!) at the same time then marry all 3 and fuck em all again =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:19pm
  • I'd rather be like mr. hefner with all three

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Thank you 3:47! Kill Alice (Twilight so this one is obvs) fuck Ginny, marry Hermione

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Marry Hermione, fuck Ginny so that bitch ass Harry Potter can stfu for once, and kill a Cullen for trying to suck the blood out of my penis. Dumb bitch, fuck her stalker brother. He's a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:41am
  • Fuck alice, marry Ginny, Kill Hermione...... I don't think i could handle Granger for a lifetime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:33pm
  • they're all hot.//btw sux how u have to verify email now wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:56am
  • fuck off all ya i had 2 look up who all those ppl r n im 24 ... o n i dont give a shit bout t light or harry potter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:42am
  • Twilight is awesome. Harry potter sucks ass. Go Alice.

    Submitted by ohbabyy on Jun 4, 10 at 3:02am
  • 8:33, ur close. but you mixed up one of 'em. fuck alice -b/c she's been alive for decades and knows what she's doing. kill Ginny-she gets in the way of things marry Hermoine- she knows more spells than anyone, and can pull you out of sticky situations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Kill Alice, fuck Hermione, marry Ginny.

    Submitted by Z4kku on Mar 30, 12 at 1:37am
  • Kill cullen marry granger fuck ginny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:36am
  • Who the hell are these people??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:54pm