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(518): View more from New York

you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh

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(417): View more from Missouri

I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.

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(801): View more from Utah

You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.

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(319): View more from Iowa

That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"

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(901): View more from Tennessee

This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.

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(614): View more from Ohio

he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?

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