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  • 40 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:02pm
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    (216) Just met my blind date. He looks like someone who uses his right hand a lot.

  • 40 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:38pm
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    Wrap an American Flag around her head and Fuck her for Glory

  • 36 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:59pm
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    Oh so you met my sister.

  • 34 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:47am
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    Are you a left-handed artist?

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:05pm
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    Hahahah one of my new favorites!

  • 34 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:58pm
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    paahahaaaaa who thinks like that?

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:50pm
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    3:41-- people generally masturbate with their dominant hand. Therefore, a right-handed person would use his right hand "a lot" if he was, in fact, such an ass as to send in a post like the one above. Idiot. (What are you, twelve?)

  • 32 21
    Submitted by Stephaniea on Mar 13, 10 at 4:34am
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    Lmao! That's hilarious

  • 33 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:09am
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    Bwwwaaaaahahahaha. That is priceless!

  • 33 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:31pm
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    hahahahahaha thats actually hilarious

  • 33 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:20pm
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    i actually laughed out loud.

  • 31 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:32pm
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    oh my god did /b/ take over this website?

  • 32 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:53pm
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    well played 3:14 well played

  • 33 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:45pm
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    if your on a blind date your probably not that great either!

  • 31 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:03pm
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    I hope u closed the front door and turned all the lights off and played xbox so she could hear haha

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:23pm
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    At least you won't feel bad when you ditch her in the early morning.

  • 28 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:05pm
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    3:02 must be the master piece the OP was talking about

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:38pm
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    Oh shoot! Good one!

  • 26 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:36pm
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    Get road head, leave here where ever you were going.

  • 24 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:47pm
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    hahah that's awesomeee

  • 22 18
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Mar 12, 11 at 2:07pm
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    I laughed irl for this one.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:14pm
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    Haha- I don't care what 3:05 says... 3:02 definitely made me laugh harder than the OP. Nicely done!

  • 24 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:43pm
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    been there, didn't do that

  • 24 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:41pm
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    3:14PM is very easily amused. Of course he uses his right hand a lot, he's right handed. Idiot.

  • 21 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:54pm
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    *341 not 314 well played -353

  • 14 14
    Submitted by itsemmabitch on Aug 18, 11 at 8:16pm
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    Seriously lol'd

  • 20 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:54am
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    6-13-09/ 3:20 Me too. And what does /b/ have to do with this, person that commented but did not warrent memorization of time posted? ... i'm drunk.

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