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  • Submitted by keto06 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:00pm

    yea... just stick random dicks in your mouths without checking them out first... sounds like youre lucky a little foreskin is all you got surprised by.

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      Submitted by keto06 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:01pm

      And there is no debate... circumcised is better than not.

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        Submitted by yourmomslover2 on Nov 29, 11 at 7:17pm

        Because the removal of 20, 000 specialized nerve endings , dried out glans and mucosa , and the lost ability to produce agent langerin are all such wonderful benefits of circumcision. Not to mention the loss of the natural gliding action is lost thus rendering the natural mechanics of sex ruined

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          Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 15, 11 at 9:59pm

          Ruined? If the amazing sex I've been having is considered "ruined," I'll take it.

  • Submitted by thebatman on Nov 29, 11 at 2:37pm

    begin debate of circumcision!

  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 29, 11 at 7:00pm

    Lights always on, that's a good tip! Get it? Good tip???

  • Submitted by girlsRbumd on Nov 29, 11 at 4:23pm

    Um, no. Uncut boys are THE best. But normally, one does not introduce one's self by a dick handshake using the mouth. Stop being a skeeze.

  • Submitted by withheld on Nov 29, 11 at 2:47pm

    Why would you have it in your mouth?? It retracts out of the way and disappears when the guy is hard. Oh and btw, you little immature girls, it's just skin.

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      Submitted by Evelilith on Nov 29, 11 at 4:18pm

      yes but 1. its ugly and 2. it's rarely ever as clean as it needs to be

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 4:58pm

        its not easy when there cheesy

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        Submitted by yourmomslover2 on Nov 29, 11 at 7:09pm

        Neither are vaginas that produce twice the amount of smegma yet we dont preach the need to circumcise little girls by removing the labia , clitoral hood , or clitoris... Oh wait thats illegal because mutilation of a baby girl is worse than the mutilation of a little boy. Thats fucked

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 9, 12 at 9:25pm

        Everyone's genitals are ugly... get over it...

  • Submitted by kallimist on Nov 29, 11 at 3:00pm

    Personally, i prefer uncut. If its clean then i think its pretty hot.

  • Submitted by thebatman on Nov 29, 11 at 2:50pm

    But withheld, there's still plenty of skin for sliding motion, even on an erect penis. Remember? This is why sex with uncircumcised men is soooooooooo much better. I'm sure you'll hear all about it in the following comments. A girl who gives decent head will be able to recognize this pretty easily.

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 29, 11 at 4:11pm

    You do know that men are born uncircumsized, don't you? Shouldn't be that big of a surprise to you..

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    Submitted by Phys on Nov 29, 11 at 3:16pm

    I love playing “Who’s in my mouth?” Classy game!

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      Submitted by carter_ronin on Nov 29, 11 at 4:28pm

      ...with my long-held belief that you're a guy, this statement is disturbing...

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        Submitted by aninja on Nov 29, 11 at 5:02pm

        no, you are just homophobic

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    Submitted by bluejasmine on Nov 30, 11 at 4:17pm

    Better rule: condoms always on.

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    Submitted by redsox985 on Nov 29, 11 at 4:26pm

    And the admins say "Trolololol"

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    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Nov 29, 11 at 9:00pm

    Damn girl, it's not that big of a deal. Suck it up! Haha

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    Submitted by ssabmud on Nov 30, 11 at 10:52am

    Cut or uncut doesn't matter. If a guy isn't staying clean down there he's going to smell and taste terrible. And barring some kind of condition there's no medical reason for circumcision as any concerns about cleanliness were from standards a couple hundred years ago.

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    Submitted by ScarletFever on Nov 29, 11 at 7:59pm

    Ummm is it just me, or doesn't that shit get pulled back for bj's? Have I really been doing it wrong this whole time?

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    Submitted by lovetopartyyy on Nov 29, 11 at 7:51pm

    Uncircumcised guys are sexy, all the wayyy(:

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    Submitted by Rarely on Nov 30, 11 at 1:25am

    God bless you commenters, every one. /slow clap

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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 29, 11 at 7:10pm

    the mods are clearly trolling all the anteater lookin uncircumsized guys with these texts, and I personally think its hilarious.

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    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Nov 29, 11 at 9:31pm

    I'm not cut\nHaven't been turned down\nAs a matter of fact- I've been told I have a really nice dick! :D

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    Submitted by bakobell on Nov 30, 11 at 1:43am

    This text is the most concrete example that the mods and commenters are all in high school.

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 1, 11 at 2:39am

    Its always better with the lights on. You just cant go divin in without checkin the condition of the ocean. Im sure thats how some people get herpes, on their mouths..

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    Submitted by loserlove84 on Nov 29, 11 at 5:27pm


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    Submitted by Afterburner on Nov 29, 11 at 11:33pm

    @ ReesesPoofs: I agree w/CA, may not be posted by female. Most guys will jump at the chance to talk about their penis. If it's a girl trolling all she need do is ask for someone to show her the other side of things. Not all guys will bite, but I'm sure someone would. Some guys will fuck anything.

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    Submitted by Cidou on Dec 1, 11 at 6:47am

    I don't get it. Why is it such a problem for American girls ? Spent 10 years in NYC and never had a word about that ... Frenchie.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 29, 11 at 7:09pm

    Lol... Porksword...

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    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Nov 30, 11 at 12:14am

    Oh, god, disgusting.

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    Submitted by thehopealope on Nov 30, 11 at 6:08am

    This is my text. I have known him for 6 years and have been dating for a while. Not a skeeze but thank you though. It caught me off guard was all. I have no problem with foreskins.

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    Submitted by CaptSquirrelnuts on Dec 1, 11 at 2:12am

    Fact: flaccid uncut dicks look like Geoducks.

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    Submitted by blondechick52 on Nov 29, 11 at 5:52pm

    Unfortunately, I know the feeling... Not a fun experience.

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    Submitted by jfizzle23 on Nov 29, 11 at 5:10pm

    Ohh no. Not good :-/

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    Submitted by uchicago on Nov 29, 11 at 9:19pm

    @yourmomslover: how would removing a girls clit make her vag more sanitary? It wouldn't. The whole reason we circumcise guys is bc of the infection risk associated with uncircumcised dicks. And clearly it doesn't affect sexual enjoyment that much, since adult men choose to get circumcised just to get more ass and seem happy about it

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 11 at 6:02pm

    A guy I know got an adult circumcision cause too many girls turned him down.

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    Submitted by lunesouslesoleil on Nov 30, 11 at 5:16am

    Bakobell: I totally agree with you.

  • Submitted by meux on Nov 30, 11 at 12:21am

    they're like a dog penis. ewwie. cut pleaase.