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  • yea... just stick random dicks in your mouths without checking them out first... sounds like youre lucky a little foreskin is all you got surprised by.

    Submitted by keto06 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:00pm
    • And there is no debate... circumcised is better than not.

      Submitted by keto06 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:01pm
      • Because the removal of 20, 000 specialized nerve endings , dried out glans and mucosa , and the lost ability to produce the.cleaning agent langerin are all such wonderful benefits of circumcision. Not to mention the loss of the natural gliding action is lost thus rendering the natural mechanics of sex ruined

        Submitted by yourmomslover2 on Nov 29, 11 at 7:17pm
        • Ruined? If the amazing sex I've been having is considered "ruined," I'll take it.

          Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 15, 11 at 9:59pm
  • begin debate of circumcision!

    Submitted by thebatman on Nov 29, 11 at 2:37pm
  • Lights always on, that's a good tip! Get it? Good tip???

    Submitted by porksword on Nov 29, 11 at 7:00pm
  • Um, no. Uncut boys are THE best. But normally, one does not introduce one's self by a dick handshake using the mouth. Stop being a skeeze.

    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Nov 29, 11 at 4:23pm
  • Why would you have it in your mouth?? It retracts out of the way and disappears when the guy is hard. Oh and btw, you little immature girls, it's just skin.

    Submitted by withheld on Nov 29, 11 at 2:47pm
    • yes but 1. its ugly and 2. it's rarely ever as clean as it needs to be

      Submitted by Evelilith on Nov 29, 11 at 4:18pm
      • its not easy when there cheesy

        Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 4:58pm
      • Neither are vaginas that produce twice the amount of smegma yet we dont preach the need to circumcise little girls by removing the labia , clitoral hood , or clitoris... Oh wait thats illegal because mutilation of a baby girl is worse than the mutilation of a little boy. Thats fucked

        Submitted by yourmomslover2 on Nov 29, 11 at 7:09pm
      • Everyone's genitals are ugly... get over it...

        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 9, 12 at 9:25pm
  • You do know that men are born uncircumsized, don't you? Shouldn't be that big of a surprise to you..

    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 29, 11 at 4:11pm
  • I love playing “Who’s in my mouth?” Classy game!

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 29, 11 at 3:16pm
    • ...with my long-held belief that you're a guy, this statement is disturbing...

      Submitted by carter_ronin on Nov 29, 11 at 4:28pm
  • But withheld, there's still plenty of skin for sliding motion, even on an erect penis. Remember? This is why sex with uncircumcised men is soooooooooo much better. I'm sure you'll hear all about it in the following comments. A girl who gives decent head will be able to recognize this pretty easily.

    Submitted by thebatman on Nov 29, 11 at 2:50pm
  • Personally, i prefer uncut. If its clean then i think its pretty hot.

    Submitted by kallimist on Nov 29, 11 at 3:00pm
  • And the admins say "Trolololol"

    Submitted by redsox985 on Nov 29, 11 at 4:26pm
  • Better rule: condoms always on.

    Submitted by bluejasmine on Nov 30, 11 at 4:17pm
  • Cut or uncut doesn't matter. If a guy isn't staying clean down there he's going to smell and taste terrible. And barring some kind of condition there's no medical reason for circumcision as any concerns about cleanliness were from standards a couple hundred years ago.

    Submitted by ssabmud on Nov 30, 11 at 10:52am
  • Damn girl, it's not that big of a deal. Suck it up! Haha

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Nov 29, 11 at 9:00pm
  • Ummm is it just me, or doesn't that shit get pulled back for bj's? Have I really been doing it wrong this whole time?

    Submitted by ScarletFever on Nov 29, 11 at 7:59pm
  • the mods are clearly trolling all the anteater lookin uncircumsized guys with these texts, and I personally think its hilarious.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 29, 11 at 7:10pm
  • God bless you commenters, every one. /slow clap

    Submitted by Rarely on Nov 30, 11 at 1:25am
  • This text is the most concrete example that the mods and commenters are all in high school.

    Submitted by bakobell on Nov 30, 11 at 1:43am
  • I'm not cut\nHaven't been turned down\nAs a matter of fact- I've been told I have a really nice dick! :D

    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Nov 29, 11 at 9:31pm
  • Uncircumcised guys are sexy, all the wayyy(:

    Submitted by lovetopartyyy on Nov 29, 11 at 7:51pm
  • Its always better with the lights on. You just cant go divin in without checkin the condition of the ocean. Im sure thats how some people get herpes, on their mouths..

    Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 1, 11 at 2:39am
  • I don't get it. Why is it such a problem for American girls ? Spent 10 years in NYC and never had a word about that ... Frenchie.

    Submitted by Cidou on Dec 1, 11 at 6:47am
  • *shudder*

    Submitted by loserlove84 on Nov 29, 11 at 5:27pm
  • @ ReesesPoofs: I agree w/CA, may not be posted by female. Most guys will jump at the chance to talk about their penis. If it's a girl trolling all she need do is ask for someone to show her the other side of things. Not all guys will bite, but I'm sure someone would. Some guys will fuck anything.

    Submitted by Afterburner on Nov 29, 11 at 11:33pm
  • Lol... Porksword...

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 29, 11 at 7:09pm
  • Oh, god, disgusting.

    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Nov 30, 11 at 12:14am
  • Ohh no. Not good :-/

    Submitted by jfizzle23 on Nov 29, 11 at 5:10pm
  • @yourmomslover: how would removing a girls clit make her vag more sanitary? It wouldn't. The whole reason we circumcise guys is bc of the infection risk associated with uncircumcised dicks. And clearly it doesn't affect sexual enjoyment that much, since adult men choose to get circumcised just to get more ass and seem happy about it

    Submitted by uchicago on Nov 29, 11 at 9:19pm
  • A guy I know got an adult circumcision cause too many girls turned him down.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 11 at 6:02pm
  • Fact: flaccid uncut dicks look like Geoducks.

    Submitted by CaptSquirrelnuts on Dec 1, 11 at 2:12am
  • This is my text. I have known him for 6 years and have been dating for a while. Not a skeeze but thank you though. It caught me off guard was all. I have no problem with foreskins.

    Submitted by thehopealope on Nov 30, 11 at 6:08am
  • Unfortunately, I know the feeling... Not a fun experience.

    Submitted by blondechick52 on Nov 29, 11 at 5:52pm
  • they're like a dog penis. ewwie. cut pleaase.

    Submitted by meux on Nov 30, 11 at 12:21am
  • Bakobell: I totally agree with you.

    Submitted by lunesouslesoleil on Nov 30, 11 at 5:16am