I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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It might be time to get a more powerful vibrator...or a man. Or a woman...whatever floats your boat...or in this case...keeps you awake.
Sounds like a new Ke$ha song. Sad.
sad masturbation. sounds like a good name for our band
I say win. You were tired, but still trying to get in one more orgasm. Way to go.
You're not at rock bottom until you fall asleep with a vibrator in you and a pint of ice cream next to you while your TV is tuned to Lifetime
Wow, that sounds quite pleasant, actually
I've done that before after I shut it off but still wanted to feel it
I can fix that
Embarrassed to see this is from the 504
Oh well. Enjoy and move on.
been there. done that.
This is obviously fake, Sad Masturbation is a democracy!
Considering I've done this, I don't think its fake...
"democracy" was brilliant. You missed it
I can fix tht
My friend def did this hahah
Who would send this??
That happened to my ex once - before we were dating - and her roommate found her like that trying to roust her the next morning. You might want to check your batteries.
"cough" loser, find a boy
This is my text so *COUGH* suck a dick.
I've done that a few times!! I'm always freaking horny!!!
manlaw wins this round
Pretty sure you can get an infection (or really raw vag) from that.