I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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It might be time to get a more powerful vibrator...or a man. Or a woman...whatever floats your boat...or in this case...keeps you awake.
Sounds like a new Ke$ha song. Sad.
I say win. You were tired, but still trying to get in one more orgasm. Way to go.
sad masturbation. sounds like a good name for our band
You're not at rock bottom until you fall asleep with a vibrator in you and a pint of ice cream next to you while your TV is tuned to Lifetime
Wow, that sounds quite pleasant, actually
I've done that before after I shut it off but still wanted to feel it
I can fix that
been there. done that.
Embarrassed to see this is from the 504
Oh well. Enjoy and move on.
That happened to my ex once - before we were dating - and her roommate found her like that trying to roust her the next morning. You might want to check your batteries.
Who would send this??
This is obviously fake, Sad Masturbation is a democracy!
Considering I've done this, I don't think its fake...
"democracy" was brilliant. You missed it
My friend def did this hahah
I can fix tht
manlaw wins this round
"cough" loser, find a boy
This is my text so *COUGH* suck a dick.
I've done that a few times!! I'm always freaking horny!!!
Pretty sure you can get an infection (or really raw vag) from that.