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  • Submitted by colan08 on Mar 3, 11 at 12:26pm

    It might be time to get a more powerful vibrator...or a man. Or a woman...whatever floats your boat...or in this case...keeps you awake.

  • Submitted by majorpayne89 on Mar 3, 11 at 11:55am

    Sounds like a new Ke$ha song. Sad.

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Mar 3, 11 at 8:41pm

    I say win. You were tired, but still trying to get in one more orgasm. Way to go.

  • Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Mar 3, 11 at 5:46pm

    sad masturbation. sounds like a good name for our band

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Mar 3, 11 at 10:34pm

    You're not at rock bottom until you fall asleep with a vibrator in you and a pint of ice cream next to you while your TV is tuned to Lifetime

  • Submitted by niceman on Mar 3, 11 at 11:47am

    Wow, that sounds quite pleasant, actually

  • Submitted by mullett08 on Mar 3, 11 at 12:54pm

    I've done that before after I shut it off but still wanted to feel it

  • Submitted by thebatman on Mar 3, 11 at 1:19pm

    I can fix that

  • Submitted by Michguy on Mar 3, 11 at 12:34pm

    Oh well. Enjoy and move on.

  • Submitted by hesda14me on Mar 4, 11 at 2:40pm

    Embarrassed to see this is from the 504

  • Submitted by jerm69anl on Mar 4, 11 at 4:23am

    been there. done that.

  • Submitted by SALIA on Mar 4, 11 at 4:54am

    Who would send this??

  • Submitted by funston on Mar 4, 11 at 12:19pm

    That happened to my ex once - before we were dating - and her roommate found her like that trying to roust her the next morning. You might want to check your batteries.

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 3, 11 at 11:52am

    This is obviously fake, Sad Masturbation is a democracy!

    • Submitted by scotia89 on Mar 3, 11 at 7:42pm

      Considering I've done this, I don't think its fake...

      • Submitted by said8ED on Mar 4, 11 at 12:30am

        "democracy" was brilliant. You missed it

  • Submitted by meximidge on Mar 12, 11 at 1:09am

    I can fix tht

  • Submitted by teets215 on Mar 3, 11 at 11:37pm

    My friend def did this hahah

  • Submitted by bebackshortly on Mar 3, 11 at 1:16pm

    "cough" loser, find a boy

    • Submitted by A_urora on Mar 30, 11 at 4:25pm

      This is my text so *COUGH* suck a dick.

  • Submitted by Piixiedust on Jul 9, 12 at 3:17am

    I've done that a few times!! I'm always freaking horny!!!

  • Submitted by thebatman on Mar 4, 11 at 1:47am

    manlaw wins this round

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    Submitted by RazorTongue on Aug 24, 15 at 2:32pm

    Pretty sure you can get an infection (or really raw vag) from that.