Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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I had no idea Clay Aiken is from the 207
Red Bull is probably worse than semen
Your mom called. She wants her street corner back.
The 90s called. They want their comebacks back ;)
McLovin called, he wants his fake ID back
Justin Timberlake called. He is bringing sexy back.
made me lol, ExploringDora
i love you.
Must be a new fad diet.
Quite a healthy diet: carbs from sandwich, sugar and (a little) water from redbull and proteins from semen! :)
This is from texting while intoxicated like 2 weeks ago...fucking unoriginal bastards
@jimmyboy Did any of u happen to ride the short bus when younger or still do?
Attn: sed8ed. Sorry. Very unmanly to say this. I thought u were someone else all along.
Celyn, you read my mind.
you must have skipped the mayo on the sandwich
I thought OP was a dude until the last word ~semen. Altho OP could be a guy in which case ima fuckin vomit un.con.troll.ably.
funny thing is, red bull IS made out of semen. no joke - look it up for yourselves.
@tangerineballs: homosexuality makes you vomit uncontrollably? That's... sad. And dispicable.
This person works at Lowes!!
Come on don't act like this has never happened to you people before!
Omg is this my ex girlfriend Leanne cuz it sure sounds like her
This is so judgmental. And potentially incorrect. Some day when you start dating, you might spend all weekend drinking and having sex with the same person.
I h8 niggas