Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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This is out fucking standing
Good friends = Bad influences = Great times!
I'm going to use "hungover and over and over." That's too brilliant.
haha had to favorite this one. many days I've felt like this, but I never am able to word it quite so well lol
Great! I'm too old now...but back in the day....!
I just heard this in John Cleese's voice, probably because with the repetition, it reminds me of the Dead Parrot Sketch. Bravo, good sir. Also, "I wear my sunglasses at work/so I can, so I can/hide my bloodshot eyes"...
Many thanks!!! This is beyond fabulous. I will save this in my phone for future reference.
favorite thus far! hi-fucking-larious!
"you people?" what you mean, "you people?"
mass txt to his friends?
What do YOU mean "you people"?
yeah i hate when they dont let me wear sunglasses in the office, my desk is right by the damn window
You're finally well hung, enjoy it!
Nunubeest: halogens don't flicker. Fluorescents do that. Go be a downer somewhere else:)
At least I understand you but why you got to put that you are fucking done with those people any way if you have sumthing to put out keep it in your fucking head cause if you want to shared shit out loud out about people but I bet you will be the next day hanging around with those people so i dont ficking even gert you with ur ugly ass self\nthe other p
and your welcome
AMAZING I <3 this
This is brilliant. I want to be your friend.
Challenge fucking accepted
That's when I turn off half the lights and blame a migraine :)
I read it like "I am hung like a horse, over". Like what military people say.
he is the alcoholic peoples messiah!!!!
you have only yourself to blame drinkin like that before work, be happy they don't fire you....and yes those office halogens are murder on the eyes on a good day ugh especially when there cheap ass and flickering
prude much? like youve never rolled up to work hungover .... as for halogens i had to unscrew one of the ones above my desk yesterday cause the damn thing wouldnt stop flickering
lol i guess my sarcasm didnt translate well over text..and oooh lord yes ive rolled out with some real earth breaking hangovers