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  • This is out fucking standing

    Submitted by deftone_sam on Jul 29, 11 at 11:15am
  • Good friends = Bad influences = Great times!

    Submitted by hwrecker on Jul 29, 11 at 11:13am
  • I'm going to use "hungover and over and over." That's too brilliant.

    Submitted by mazerati on Jul 29, 11 at 1:04pm
  • haha had to favorite this one. many days I've felt like this, but I never am able to word it quite so well lol

    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 29, 11 at 12:14pm
  • Great! I'm too old now...but back in the day....!

    Submitted by katheg on Aug 4, 11 at 8:19am
  • Many thanks!!! This is beyond fabulous. I will save this in my phone for future reference.

    Submitted by NotTelling on Jul 29, 11 at 2:33pm
  • I just heard this in John Cleese's voice, probably because with the repetition, it reminds me of the Dead Parrot Sketch. Bravo, good sir. Also, "I wear my sunglasses at work/so I can, so I can/hide my bloodshot eyes"...

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 30, 11 at 6:15am
  • "you people?" what you mean, "you people?"

    Submitted by wsp4me on Jul 29, 11 at 12:38pm
  • favorite thus far! hi-fucking-larious!

    Submitted by mz_baer on Aug 15, 11 at 2:10pm
  • Nunubeest: halogens don't flicker. Fluorescents do that. Go be a downer somewhere else:)

    Submitted by jltc on Jul 29, 11 at 1:11pm
  • You're finally well hung, enjoy it!

    Submitted by porksword on Jul 29, 11 at 12:22pm
  • yeah i hate when they dont let me wear sunglasses in the office, my desk is right by the damn window

    Submitted by slammin211s on Jul 29, 11 at 11:11am
  • and your welcome

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Jul 30, 11 at 7:27am
  • AMAZING I <3 this

    Submitted by xoluvmexo on Aug 1, 11 at 10:55pm
  • At least I understand you but why you got to put that you are fucking done with those people any way if you have sumthing to put out keep it in your fucking head cause if you want to shared shit out loud out about people but I bet you will be the next day hanging around with those people so i dont ficking even gert you with ur ugly ass self\nthe other p

    Submitted by naye on Jul 14, 13 at 6:15pm
  • This is brilliant. I want to be your friend.

    Submitted by nol0nger on Aug 1, 11 at 3:06am
  • he is the alcoholic peoples messiah!!!!

    Submitted by scamandros06 on Jul 29, 11 at 2:36pm
  • Challenge fucking accepted

    Submitted by oac794 on Aug 25, 11 at 4:30pm
  • That's when I turn off half the lights and blame a migraine :)

    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jul 29, 11 at 7:38pm
  • I read it like "I am hung like a horse, over". Like what military people say.

    Submitted by  on Jun 1, 12 at 9:11pm
  • you have only yourself to blame drinkin like that before work, be happy they don't fire you....and yes those office halogens are murder on the eyes on a good day ugh especially when there cheap ass and flickering

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 29, 11 at 11:52am
    • prude much? like youve never rolled up to work hungover .... as for halogens i had to unscrew one of the ones above my desk yesterday cause the damn thing wouldnt stop flickering

      Submitted by slammin211s on Jul 29, 11 at 12:10pm
      • lol i guess my sarcasm didnt translate well over text..and oooh lord yes ive rolled out with some real earth breaking hangovers

        Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 30, 11 at 9:39pm