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  • Submitted by deftone_sam on Jul 29, 11 at 11:15am

    This is out fucking standing

  • Submitted by hwrecker on Jul 29, 11 at 11:13am

    Good friends = Bad influences = Great times!

  • Submitted by mazerati on Jul 29, 11 at 1:04pm

    I'm going to use "hungover and over and over." That's too brilliant.

  • Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 29, 11 at 12:14pm

    haha had to favorite this one. many days I've felt like this, but I never am able to word it quite so well lol

  • Submitted by katheg on Aug 4, 11 at 8:19am

    Great! I'm too old now...but back in the day....!

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 30, 11 at 6:15am

    I just heard this in John Cleese's voice, probably because with the repetition, it reminds me of the Dead Parrot Sketch. Bravo, good sir. Also, "I wear my sunglasses at work/so I can, so I can/hide my bloodshot eyes"...

  • Submitted by NotTelling on Jul 29, 11 at 2:33pm

    Many thanks!!! This is beyond fabulous. I will save this in my phone for future reference.

  • Submitted by wsp4me on Jul 29, 11 at 12:38pm

    "you people?" what you mean, "you people?"

    • Submitted by grenadewizard on Jul 29, 11 at 4:51pm

      mass txt to his friends?

    • Submitted by mazerati on Aug 2, 11 at 6:52pm

      What do YOU mean "you people"?

  • Submitted by jltc on Jul 29, 11 at 1:11pm

    Nunubeest: halogens don't flicker. Fluorescents do that. Go be a downer somewhere else:)

  • Submitted by mz_baer on Aug 15, 11 at 2:10pm

    favorite thus far! hi-fucking-larious!

  • Submitted by porksword on Jul 29, 11 at 12:22pm

    You're finally well hung, enjoy it!

  • Submitted by slammin211s on Jul 29, 11 at 11:11am

    yeah i hate when they dont let me wear sunglasses in the office, my desk is right by the damn window

  • Submitted by PHD1026 on Jul 30, 11 at 7:27am

    and your welcome

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    Submitted by naye on Jul 14, 13 at 6:15pm

    At least I understand you but why you got to put that you are fucking done with those people any way if you have sumthing to put out keep it in your fucking head cause if you want to shared shit out loud out about people but I bet you will be the next day hanging around with those people so i dont ficking even gert you with ur ugly ass self\nthe other p

  • Submitted by xoluvmexo on Aug 1, 11 at 10:55pm

    AMAZING I <3 this

  • Submitted by scamandros06 on Jul 29, 11 at 2:36pm

    he is the alcoholic peoples messiah!!!!

  • Submitted by nol0nger on Aug 1, 11 at 3:06am

    This is brilliant. I want to be your friend.

  • Submitted by oac794 on Aug 25, 11 at 4:30pm

    Challenge fucking accepted

  • Submitted by sdpq1 on Jul 29, 11 at 7:38pm

    That's when I turn off half the lights and blame a migraine :)

  • Submitted by  on Jun 1, 12 at 9:11pm

    I read it like "I am hung like a horse, over". Like what military people say.

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 29, 11 at 11:52am

    you have only yourself to blame drinkin like that before work, be happy they don't fire you....and yes those office halogens are murder on the eyes on a good day ugh especially when there cheap ass and flickering

    • Submitted by slammin211s on Jul 29, 11 at 12:10pm

      prude much? like youve never rolled up to work hungover .... as for halogens i had to unscrew one of the ones above my desk yesterday cause the damn thing wouldnt stop flickering

      • Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 30, 11 at 9:39pm

        lol i guess my sarcasm didnt translate well over text..and oooh lord yes ive rolled out with some real earth breaking hangovers