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(636): View more from Missouri

I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.

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(925): View more from California

…wtf were in those pills mom gave me

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(847): View more from Illinois

Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.

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(514): View more from Quebec

I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick

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(224): View more from Illinois

We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.

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(410): View more from Maryland

We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....

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(614): View more from Ohio

Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.

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