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(702): View more from Nevada

Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass

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(716): View more from New York

Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You were trust falling into bushes

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."

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(319): View more from Iowa

GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET

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(847): View more from Illinois

If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying

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