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  • Submitted by Phys on Jun 9, 11 at 2:24pm

    You can buy vodka anywhere in the state because if you're not hammered you'll remember you're in Missouri.

    • Submitted by Yeep on Jun 9, 11 at 2:41pm

      In L.A., they have drive thru mix drinks.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 9, 11 at 3:53pm

    "Show me"

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    Submitted by doubleg1189 on Jun 9, 11 at 2:48pm

    Just cause you're from Missouri and we are making fun of you doesn't mean you can be an ass, Chelsie.

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    Submitted by westons_mommy on Jun 9, 11 at 11:40pm

    You dick, im from MO and it isnt that bad.

  • Submitted by dazed_confused76 on Jun 9, 11 at 9:37pm

    Yup, Missouri sucks dude, you have to be on something just to fucking stand it

  • Submitted by firefly28 on Jun 9, 11 at 6:17pm

    No, Missouri is still pretty bad.

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 9, 11 at 6:12pm

    What? Different states have their own different laws? That's unheard of!

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    Submitted by Dancing_Queen26 on Dec 14, 11 at 1:06am

    @yeep. In Wisconsin, we have drive through liquor stores....

  • Submitted by IcedMango on Jun 9, 11 at 4:34pm

    They have vodka at targets here in Cali too. So fuck Missouri.

  • Submitted by ggeiger on Jun 9, 11 at 8:27pm

    you can buy jack at walmart too

  • Submitted by deke42 on Jun 14, 11 at 11:03am

    Were you at ok dday?

  • Submitted by msu_chelsie06 on Jun 9, 11 at 2:43pm

    This isn't funny. At all.

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      Submitted by franzferdinand on Jun 10, 11 at 9:49am

      @msu_chelsie06 you're just mad you're from Missouri. We forgive you though, it's not your fault.

  • Submitted by sunshine_81 on Jun 11, 11 at 12:12am

    Born and raised in Missouri.. and not offended at all. It's funny. Have a sense of humor, Chelsie. \n\n..And what you hear about the vibrating cock rings is totally true. Pick up your alcohol and sex toys in stop. Perfectly convenient.

  • Submitted by crbailey1s on Jun 10, 11 at 10:10pm

    We can just say that it's because Missouri knows how to party....and keep telling ourselves that over and over and over

  • Submitted by Mr_Flintstone on Jun 10, 11 at 11:17pm

    You can also buy vibrating cock rings at wal-mart in Mo. So I hear..... 

  • Submitted by masterchef on Jun 10, 11 at 12:11am

    Missouri sucks ball there ain't shit to do in this god forsakin state but drink that's y ppl can't drive here there to fucked up

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    Submitted by madd02 on Dec 31, 14 at 3:19am

    Nah Missouri sucks.