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  • You can buy vodka anywhere in the state because if you're not hammered you'll remember you're in Missouri.

    Submitted by Phys on Jun 9, 11 at 2:24pm
    • In L.A., they have drive thru mix drinks.

      Submitted by Yeep on Jun 9, 11 at 2:41pm
  • "Show me"

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 9, 11 at 3:53pm
  • Just cause you're from Missouri and we are making fun of you doesn't mean you can be an ass, Chelsie.

    Submitted by doubleg1189 on Jun 9, 11 at 2:48pm
  • You dick, im from MO and it isnt that bad.

    Submitted by westons_mommy on Jun 9, 11 at 11:40pm
  • No, Missouri is still pretty bad.

    Submitted by firefly28 on Jun 9, 11 at 6:17pm
  • Yup, Missouri sucks dude, you have to be on something just to fucking stand it

    Submitted by dazed_confused76 on Jun 9, 11 at 9:37pm
  • What? Different states have their own different laws? That's unheard of!

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 9, 11 at 6:12pm
  • They have vodka at targets here in Cali too. So fuck Missouri.

    Submitted by IcedMango on Jun 9, 11 at 4:34pm
  • @yeep. In Wisconsin, we have drive through liquor stores....

    Submitted by Dancing_Queen26 on Dec 14, 11 at 1:06am
  • you can buy jack at walmart too

    Submitted by ggeiger on Jun 9, 11 at 8:27pm
  • This isn't funny. At all.

    Submitted by msu_chelsie06 on Jun 9, 11 at 2:43pm
    • @msu_chelsie06 you're just mad you're from Missouri. We forgive you though, it's not your fault.

      Submitted by franzferdinand on Jun 10, 11 at 9:49am
  • Were you at ok dday?

    Submitted by deke42 on Jun 14, 11 at 11:03am
  • We can just say that it's because Missouri knows how to party....and keep telling ourselves that over and over and over

    Submitted by crbailey1s on Jun 10, 11 at 10:10pm
  • Born and raised in Missouri.. and not offended at all. It's funny. Have a sense of humor, Chelsie. \n\n..And what you hear about the vibrating cock rings is totally true. Pick up your alcohol and sex toys in stop. Perfectly convenient.

    Submitted by sunshine_81 on Jun 11, 11 at 12:12am
  • You can also buy vibrating cock rings at wal-mart in Mo. So I hear..... 

    Submitted by Mr_Flintstone on Jun 10, 11 at 11:17pm
  • Missouri sucks ball there ain't shit to do in this god forsakin state but drink that's y ppl can't drive here there to fucked up

    Submitted by masterchef on Jun 10, 11 at 12:11am
  • Nah Missouri sucks.

    Submitted by madd02 on Dec 31, 14 at 3:19am