no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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