Texts From Last Night · Chepo's Favorites

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help

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(319): View more from Iowa

How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!

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(440): View more from Ohio

So you threw a sword at me last night

(419): View more from Ohio

I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.

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(703): View more from Virginia

the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.

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(904): View more from Florida

it glows. i had to have it.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could

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