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  • 139 20
    Submitted by pcknglstnclsd on Jul 2, 10 at 9:16am
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    a man isn't a warrior until he has blood on his sword.

  • 89 20
    Submitted by bmilk on Jul 2, 10 at 9:59am
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    You must have balls of steel.

  • 84 15
    Submitted by whatever0456 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:23pm
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    sounds like period blood... but i dont get why people make such a big deal about it. im a guy and i dont think its gross, its just a part of life.

  • 65 12
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 2, 10 at 2:20pm
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    They r oxidizing. Smear Vaseline on them and cover tightly with Saran wrap. Secure with rubber bands as needed and keep from exposing them to air ever again.

  • 47 17
    Submitted by WarrenPeace on Jul 2, 10 at 12:28pm
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    It's called "butt rust". Try wiping front to back

  • 42 34
    Submitted by sperman96 on Jul 2, 10 at 9:25am
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    Know any girls who use to be a virgin.

    • 16 15
      Submitted by Mirrodin on Jul 2, 10 at 10:10am
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      Didn't everyone used to be a virgin?

  • 27 18
    Submitted by KGP on Jul 2, 10 at 12:17pm
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    For true red wings, your mouth would look like it has rust around it!

  • 22 11
    Submitted by datsun200sx on Jul 2, 10 at 6:14pm
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    The old rusty trombone is an instrument every man will become familiar with at one time or another. Deal.

  • 26 21
    Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:20pm
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    Having a little late night action with The Tin Man?

  • 17 12
    Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Jul 3, 10 at 9:32pm
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    because you're a ginger.

  • 22 22
    Submitted by ShinyHappyLady on Jul 2, 10 at 9:15am
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    Red wings...

  • 21 21
    Submitted by DocSmiley on Jul 2, 10 at 11:45am
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    It's rug burn.

  • 16 16
    Submitted by inker on Jul 3, 10 at 2:51am
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    Tail pipes r not for humpin...say away from car shows...

  • 17 18
    Submitted by nodaybut_today on Jul 2, 10 at 4:54pm
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    oh, new york...never change.

  • 27 38
    Submitted by resevl260 on Jul 2, 10 at 9:15am
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    Period blood. Trust me... Eww......

  • 16 18
    Submitted by Adrammelech on Jul 3, 10 at 2:12am
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    AAaarrghhh! the battle cry! You could've teabagged iron man?

  • 17 21
    Submitted by TheMidnightNinja on Jul 2, 10 at 11:37am
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    bmilk is my new hero.

  • 13 16
    Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 3, 10 at 2:23am
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    Tea baggin the tin man without oil

  • 17 25
    Submitted by BuckFuddy on Jul 2, 10 at 2:04pm
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    Because you touch yourself at nigjt

  • 8 11
    Submitted by seanrmilligan on Nov 9, 10 at 6:20pm
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    It's from not being used.

  • 4 10
    Submitted by Apox on Apr 4, 11 at 11:32am
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    A bit rusty are we?

  • 19 43
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 2, 10 at 10:06am
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    Why are you looking at your balls?

  • 13 35
    Submitted by 317ayers on Jul 2, 10 at 6:17pm
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    Either you fucked a virgin or she was a preg miscarrying

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